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IMPOSSIBLE CIRCUMSTANCE6

IMPOSSIBLE CIRCUMSTANCE6

            不好意思,到现在才贴出来,因为这个星期有一些突如其来的事情,这一章就是我和Kylin有的最后一章了,希望大家能enjoy it.以后再有,我和Kylin也一定会照翻不勿的。谢谢大家的支持!!:p

第六章
Aragron迷惑的看着Legolas就好象他突然长了两个脑袋.这位他孩子的父亲或是母亲或是随便任何人,到底在说什么?
Legolas带着哭腔的尖叫中充满了愤怒,"看在Valar的份上,ARAGORN,*快*跑*!!"
Aragorn困惑的眼神在精灵的脸上形成焦点..他决定看向Galadriel,也许她对Legolas如此这般奇怪的行为会有所解释.当他与精灵女王四目相对时,一切都明白了.
Gegolas的眼睛看上去甚至像要从头上爆裂出来似的,她的全身因为强烈的怒火而摇晃着.这对Aragron来说只可能意味着一件事.Galadriel*知*道*了*.
不想浪费哪怕只是0.01秒逗留在这里思考Galadriel是如何发现的,或是想象她将会如何的“宰了他".Aragron嗖的站起来,逃跑.
但他很快发现,自己根本不知道该怎样走出这个图书馆.所以他折回了脚步,去面对Galadriel.
  他痛苦的迈着每一步,慢慢向Galadriel和Legolas靠近,走到拐角处时一本书飞过来,不偏不斜,正中他四方型的大脸.他迅速的(以一个人类国王应有的反应)撤了回来(或者其实更应该说,跳了回来),以避免更多的"导弹"飞向他.
"阿.拉.桑.之.子.阿.拉.贡,到.这.里.来.*现在!!*"
Galadriel的声音从拐角传了过来,同时游荡者的心脏被恐惧射穿.
极不情愿的,Aragron从书架后走了出来,走进Galadriel犹如火焰一般的视线之中.他深深的吸了一口气,准备好了让自己葬身于无数不可想象的巨大的书的轰击下.万幸的是,并没书飞过来,取而代之的,是可怕的寂静.
想到Galadriel可能正在窥视自己的内心,Aragron暗自诅咒着,谨慎的抬起头,小心的睁开双眼,看向Gragron和Legolas 的方向.他看到的既让他惊奇,又让他稍稍放了心,但同时那似乎是暗藏着的恐惧使他不安.
Galadriel,Legolas,还有一堆关于精灵的传统结婚典礼的书.
Galadriel面带微笑的看着他.这微笑中包含着窃喜与讽刺.A不知自己是否应该留在这里,还是碰碰运气一路靠自己跑回Gondor去,然后把自己反锁在Citadel里,再布下严密的护卫.
"我决定...我会原谅你背叛我的外孙女,却让一个男精灵怀了孕,"Aragron松了口气,但他马上就会发现自己有了多么大的麻烦了."但条件是,"Galadriel继续着.Aragron感到他的心在下沉,"在Lothlien期间你必须和Legolas 结婚,"Aragron几乎看到了希望--那还不算太坏,不是吗?"而你,ARAGORN,得穿婚纱."
Aragron对着Galadriel,下巴都快掉下来了,他没想到这一招.正要提出抗议时却听到对从精灵王子方向传来的窃笑. Aragron看着Legolas,精灵用手掩着嘴正笑的不亦乐乎,甚至还流了眼泪.游荡者不知该对Legolas说什么,所以他只是满面愁容的瞪着他的精灵爱人.
“婚纱爸爸,Aragron,”L从笑声中挤出几个字,同时指向身旁的座位示意Aragron坐下。Aragron垂头丧气的瘫在椅子上,只觉得天地昏暗无光。
  Galadriel和Legolas开始查阅那些书籍,想从各种华丽夺目的婚纱中选出最适合Aragron的一款;让Aragron感到沮丧的是,他们已经完全的,彻底的把这次来图书馆的真正目的抛在了脑后,只能坐在那里自己生闷气,可怜的人!
  “你们想过要给孩子取什么名字了吗?”过了一会儿,Galadriel向他们两个人问到。
  大男人们眨了眨眼睛算是给了个回答。
  “好好好吧,我把这个当成“没有”……Legolas离产期只有3个月了,相信我这时间一晃就到,但在你们头脑里竟然没有要给孩子取名字的概念?Aragron,他最近一直很犯傻,所以我还能理解,倒是你,Legolas?你真的没有想过吗?”Galadriel一脸不相信的表情。
  Legolas开始解释说是战斗和魔戒的力量让他分了心,而在另一头,Aragron已经在考虑着一个名字了。
“Gilraen怎么样?”他建议到。
“真是一个可怕的名字!”Legolas大叫着,并吐出了舌头以表示不屑。
  Aragron冲有身孕的人眯起了眼睛,“这是我.母.亲.的名字。”他的声音听起来像是随时都可能爆发。
  Legolas不知所措的笑着,“我说过它很难听吗?我的意思是…它很美,真的很美…只是我并不用它来称呼我的孩子。”
“而且,”Galadriel插进来,“你们无法知道生的是男孩还是女孩,所以你们需要做两手准备—一样起一个…奥,如果是双胞胎怎么办?或者还有可能是三胞胎呢?”听到这种假设Aragron和Legolas都变得面无血色,“我提议你们应该列出一个名字的单子,就像我生我女儿Celebrin时一样。”
  Legolas朝着Galadriel微笑,暂时不去考虑双胞胎或更多的可能性,“谢谢,我会列一个单子…但你有没有什么好名字吗?”
“恩…这样的话,”Galadriel沉思了一会儿说道,“Celebamrs怎么样?”
“银色的日出?”Legolas说道,“它很美,真的,但是我更喜欢一些更加…实际的,你知道我的意思。”
“要普通一点的吗?”Galadriel笑了,“Legolas,你的孩子将是黑森林的王子与未来冈多国王的结晶,当然如果Aragron要比我认为的聪明的多的话,”Aragron瞪着Galadriel。Galadriel没理他。“而且,这个孩子将会是一个半精灵,最重要的,他是由两个男人所生。所以普通的名字是不可能适合他的。”Galadriel的声音温柔起来,带着无限的怜悯。
  Legolas叹了口气,低头看着他肿胀的腹部,“我想你是对的,”他悲伤的说。
  Galadriel大笑,“我当然是对的!我总是对的!”
  Galadriel继续向这对爱人大侃特侃着他们的婚礼应该如何举行,他们应该穿什么(她非常严肃的考虑着要让Aragron穿一件粉底有花纹的婚纱),结婚戒指,要邀请的宾客…总之所有的事情,除了Legolas是怎样怀上孕的这个首要的问题。



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Aragorn looked at Legolas as if he had two heads. What on Middle Earth
was the father/mother/whatever of his child on about?

Legolas let out an exasperated sign through his panicked cries, "For
Valar's sake, Aragorn, RUN!"

Aragorn's look on puzzlement was fixed on his face. He decided to look
to Galadriel to see if she had any clue why Legolas was acting so
strangely. As his eyes met with the Elven Sorceress, he realised.

Galadriel's eyes were popping out of her head and she was spluttering
indignantly. This could only mean one thing in Aragorn's mind.
Galadriel *knew*.

Not wanting to stick around to find out exactly how Galadriel had found
out, or how she was going to kill him, Aragorn stood and ran for it.

He soon realised he hadn't a clue as to how to get out of the library,
so he retraced his steps and went to face Galadriel.

He walked painfully slowly down an isle toward where Galadriel and
Legolas were, and was just turning the corner when a book came flying
out of nowhere, and smacked him square in the face. He quickly stepped
(or rather, jumped) back to avoid more projectiles being thrown at him.

"ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, GET YOUR BACKSIDE OUT HERE *NOW*"
Galadriel's voice came from round the corner, and struck fear and
terror into the heart of the Ranger.

Reluctantly, Aragorn stepped out from behind the book stack, and into
Galadriel's line of fire. He braced himself, expecting to be hit with a
volley of books, incredibly big books. Luckily for Aragorn, no books
were thrown. Instead, there was an eerie silence.

Possible curses Galadriel could have placed on him ran through his mind
as he gingerly lifted his head and opened his eyes to look in Galadriel
and Legolas's direction. What he saw when he looked both surprised,
relieved and horrified him.

Galadriel, Legolas, and a pile of traditional Elven wedding books.

Galadriel looked up with a smile on her face. The smile bordered on
happy and sardonic. Aragorn didn't know where or not he should stay, or
try his luck at running all the way to Gondor without any supplies, and
locking himself in the Citadel, with heavily armed guards.

"I've decided that I'm going to forgive you for betraying my Grand
daughter, and for getting a male Elven prince pregnant," Aragorn let
out a sigh of relief; he'd thought he was in deep trouble then! "On one
condition," Galadriel continued. Aragorn felt his heart sink, "You and
Legolas marry during your stay here in Lothlien," Aragorn's sprits
rose slightly - that wouldn't be so bad, would it? "And you, Aragorn,
shall wear the wedding dress."

Aragorn gaped at Galadriel. He hadn't expected that one. He was about
to protest when he heard sniggering coming from the direction of the
Elven prince. He looked at Legolas, who was covering his mouth with his
had, while laughing, sniggering, and tears were rolling down his face.
The Ranger couldn't think of anything to say to Legolas, so he just
scowled at his Elven lover.

"Havo dad, Aragorn," Legolas said through his laughter, gesturing to
the seat next to him. Aragorn flopped down into the seat dejectedly.

Galadriel and Legolas started flicking through the books, looking at
the various dresses and commenting on which Aragorn would look best in;
the original purpose of their time in the library completely and
utterly forgotten, much to Aragorn's dismay. Aragorn sat and sulked the
entire time.

"Have you had any ideas about what you're going to call the child?"
Galadriel asked them both after a while.

The two men just blinked at her in reply.

"Riiight, I'll take that as a no then... Legolas only has 3 months left
before he gives birth, and believe me that'll fly by, and the concept
of naming the child hasn't even crossed your minds? Aragorn, I can
understand, as he's been quite stupid lately, but you Legolas? You
haven't even thought about it?" Galadriel asked incredulously.

Legolas started to explain that the whole fighting thing and trying to
focus on the One Ring of power had been slightly preoccupying his mind.
Aragorn on the other hand, began to ponder on a name.

"How about Gilraen?" Aragorn suggested.

"That's a horrible name!" Legolas exclaimed, and he stuck his tongue
out in disgust.

Aragorn narrowed his eyes at the pregnant man, "It was my mothers
name," his voice was almost dangerous.

Legolas laughed nervously, "Did I say disgusting? I mean beautiful,
really beautiful... but not something I'd like to call me child."

"Also," Galadriel butted in, "You don't know if the child will be a boy
or a girl, so you need to decide on both a boys name, and a girls
name... oh, and what if you have twins, or triplets?" Both Legolas and
Aragorn paled at the prospect of a multiple birth, "I'd suggest writing
a list of names, that's what I did with my daughter Celebr僘n."

Legolas smiled at Galadriel, ignoring the possibility of twins or
triplets for the moment, "Thanks, I'll make a list... but do you have
any suggestions?" he asked.

"Well," Galadriel started, pondering as she spoke, "How about
Celebamr甁?"

"'Silver sunrise'?" Legolas said, "It's pretty, sure, but I'd like
something a bit more... practical, if you know what I mean."

"Something normal?" Galadriel laughed, "Legolas, your child is the
child of the Prince Of Mirkwood, and the future King of Gondor,
assuming Aragorn is a lot smarter than I'm beginning to think he is,"
Aragorn glared at her. Galadriel ignored him, "And, the child will be
half Elven, and to top that, born of two men. Normal will just not be
possible for it." Galadriel's voice softened sympathetically as she
finished speaking.

Legolas sighed and looked down at his swollen belly, "I guess you're
right," he said sorrowfully.

Galadriel laughed, "Of course I'm right! I'm always right!"

Galadriel continued to speak to the couple, talking about how their
wedding ceremony would be, what they would wear (she was seriously
considering making Aragorn wear a purple floral wedding dress), about
the Rings, about the guests... about everything, except how Legolas is
pregnant in the first place.

******
PS:好想知道小莱生的是男是女的说~~~~

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最初由 nobleelf 发布
太好笑了,拜托把原作者的E—mail给来,我想催稿啊!!!!!!!!!!


就是这个了,不过作者似乎很长时间没续写了,该不会是人间蒸发了吧……
Author: Syndarys (syndarys@hotmail.com)

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没了??

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mad.gif 你表死啊!~
我还想看呢~~
写完再死没人阻止啊!!!!

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