小玥，
看见你贴的图，让我想起了上次收集的一个笑话，顺便贴上来，不知大家看过没有？（我来的晚~~~汗~~）
我记得是在Bag-end的Frodo看到戒指上的精灵文时说：
"There're some forms of Elevish, I can not read."
"There's few who can."
然后就有人拿这个恶搞：
Frodo:
- Can you read the writing on the ring, Gandalf?
Gandalf:
- It says: "Insert finger here"
- "Help! I'm trapped in a ring factory!"
- It is Aramaic! It reads: "He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."
- "Gandalf, I am your father. Sauron"
- "Keep out of reach of hobbits, which is not difficult!"
- "Ash nash... nazgh... ngash" ...never mind.
- "Evil ring, property of Sauron, do not touch!" Well... it looks safe to use.
- "Instructions: 1. Insert finger 2. Rule world"
- "I Shot J.F.K"
- It says: "You must be this high to wear the Ring." Sorry Frodo, you're out.
- Wait!..It's from the Talmud! "He who saves one life... Saves the world entire"... Schindler will be glad to see this again!!
- "McDonalds Happy Meal Gift"
- "Place commercial here"
- "Best if used before..."
- "Warning: Choking Hazard for hobbits under 60 years"
- "Forged in Taiwan"... pphh! what a gyp!
- "If you can read this, you don't need glasses."
- "The Oen Ring" ... Must be a misprint.
- "Rub three times for genie"
- "The One Ring. Limited Edition. #427 of 1000"
- "Genuine 14 Karat Gold"
- "Patent pending"
- "Warranty void if removed"
- "Size 9"
- "If you can read this, thank a wizard."
- "For only 9.99 more, you can get the matching necklace and earrings!"
- "Property of (striked through) Sauron (in different writing) Isildur."
- "Collect all 10 magic rings!"
- Cannot you read it, Frodo? Great. The world's going to be saved by an illiterate.
- Let's see... it says: "How do you keep a fool busy for hours? See other side... How do you keep a fool busy for hours? See other side..."
