网站上Copy的东西。本系列文的两作者Hika和Doodles在每回文中都绑架一位魔戒中的角色来回答Fans们的问题（Legolas居然被绑了三次）。原文有20多章。在下整理了一下，选了其中比较有意思的几回发上来，希望各位大人喜欢。

                    The Pencil Show
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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX!! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
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*silence*
Hika: ... HI EVERYBODY! I'm Hika!
Doodles: And I'm Doodles, her friend... *mumble* unfortunately*
Hika: Today we managed to kidnap... LEGOLAS!
Doodles: HOLY CRAP!
Hika: What?
Doodles: Our ratings just went up 367 percent!
Hika: How can they go up 367 percent if it was at zero before?
Doodles: The world may never know...
Both: *look at the camera oddly for a second, then snap out of it*
Hika: Bring 'em, in, Random People!
*Random people drag in Legolas, who looks very scared*
Random Fangirls from the audience: SQUEEEEEEEEE!
Doodles: *gurgling in the corner* Heh heh heh...
Hika: o.O; Looks like I'll have to take over the show tonight.
Legolas: ...what am I doing here?
Hika: We... *motions to herself and Doodles* kidnapped you. Now we're going to force you to reveal HIDEOUS secrets. MWUHAHAHAHA!
Legolas: ...
Hika: We got questions from the audience this time! *waves* Our first question is from: Losergirl1630.
Legolas: Joy.
Hika: How do you keep your hair so silky smooth?
Legolas: *hair catches the light, therefore blinding someone in the audience* Herbal Essences.
Losergirl1630: *stands up and points at Legolas* I KNEW IT! *gets carried off by men in white coats*
Doodles: *still gurgling in the corner*
Hika: Yeesh. I didn't act this way when FRODO was around.
Legolas: Frodo's here?
Hika: Was here. He's one of the lucky few that *escaped*.
Legolas: ..............
Hika: NEXT QUESTION! These next two are from Liz. First, are you single?
Legolas: ...yes...
Hika: And she also asked, "will you marry me?"
Legolas: Erm... uh... can I come back to that one? Like... sometime... AFTER I escape?
Hika: SURE! Next question. These next six are from The Tenshi.
Legolas: SIX?
Hika: *nods* Number one: You and Aragorn or Gimli - anything going on there?
Legolas: o.O NO! I'm single I told you! And Aragorn, he's with Sam.
Hika: I KNEW IT!
Legolas: ...
Hika: Er... number two. Do you or do you not love braids? I mean really.
Legolas: Sure, I like braids.
Hika: Number three. Er... she says, I love you.
Legolas: THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!
Hika: Number four. Did you know three wasn't a question?
Legolas: -.- Yes.
Hika: Five, are you really a dumb blonde?
Legolas: E=mc2.
Hika: ... I'll take that as a NO.
Legolas:
Hika: Final question, Do I ask too many questions.
Legolas: *turns to the camera* Well The Tenshi, I can honestly say that... YOU DO!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE STOP TORTURING ME!! *sniff*
Hika: Great! Now, we have some questions from Thepheonix.
Legolas: Oh, God, not more. How many?
Hika: Two.
Legolas: -.-
Hika: Number one: If you were in a band, what instrument would you play?
Legolas: Hmm... probably... banjo.
All: ...
Legolas: It looks like fun!
Hika: ; Okkkkkkkay. And last from Thepheonix, If you were a bird, what kind of tree would you like to be?
Legolas: ...that doesn't even make any sense!
Hika: *happy sigh* I know.
Legolas: Um... Ent?
Hika: Good enough for me! Next and final question, from dreamz... how do you feel being made to pair up with Aragorn in slash stories?
Legolas: o.O;;;;;; I don't like Aragorn, Aragorn doesn't like me.
Hika: *nods* He loves Sam.
Legolas: Uh... yeah.
Hika: I KNEW IT!
Legolas: Uh... I guess I don't like it then... because... I'M NOT GAY!
Fangirls in audience: *rejoice*
Random Fangirl in audience: HALLELUJIAH!
Hika: Well, then, I think that's it. Good show. Short, but -
Doodles: WAIT! I HAVEN'T ASKED MY QUESTIONS YET!
Hika: ...........
Doodles: *smiling all happy like at Legolas* Hi.
Legolas: ...er... Hi?
Doodles: OH MY GOD! HE SAID HI! LEGOLAS SAID HI TO ME!
Random Fangirl from the audience: DAMN YOU TO HELL DAUGHTER OF SATAN!
Legolas: .......................
Hika: I THINK we'd better end the show before there's any bloodshed - DOODLES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Doodles: *is hugging Legolas, and is starting to suffocate him*
Legolas: I CAN'T! BREATHE!
Hika: DOODLES! ELVES HAVE TO BREATHE TOO YOU KNOW!
Doodles: ... OH MY GOD! *lets go*
Legolas: *gasps for air*
Hika: Well, that's it for today. Next time, we'll kidnap Pippin for 'ya! BAI FOLKS!
Doodles: *now on Legolas's head* *waves* Bye bye!
Legolas: HELP ME!

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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
Hika: HELLO! And welcome to the Pencil Show!! Today's victim is none other than the King of Gondor himself... ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, WEILDER OF ANDRUIL, THE SWORD THAT WAS BROKEN, ESTEL, ELESSAR, THE ELFSTONE, AND HEIR OF ISLIDUR!
Doodles: He has too long of a name. o.O;;
Hika: *gasping for breath* OH... KAY!
*Random people come out, dragging Aragorn*
Aragorn: WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
Doodles: They all ask that.
Hika: Welcome to the Pencil Show. We kidnapped you, and will be forcing you to reveal you're most HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Aragorn: e.e
Doodles: Of course, we got SO MANY QUESTIONS for Aragorn... that... well, we had to pick and choose.
Hika: But they were ALL good questions, weren't they Doodles?
Doodles: Yes. Yes they were.
Both: *blink*
Aragorn: ...
Hika: ANYWAYS, on to the first question. This one is from Mistoffelees. Doodles, would you do the honor?
Doodles: Certaintly. Aragorn, if you could have ONE WISH in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD what would it be?
Aragorn: Uh... probably... um... be immortal so I could live forever with Arwen?
*silence*
Hika: .......... NEXT QUESTION! This one's from tindomerel! Why are you called Estel when you are clearly hopeless?
Aragorn: ........
Doodles: Hee hee. Rhetorical question.
Aragorn: Who says I'm hopeless?
Hika: Tindomerel.
Aragorn: Hmph. Well, I'm called Estel because that's what Elrond called me.
Doodles: Works for us! This next question's from Kate akavampirezombiegirl. Would you mind if someone ran up to you in a crowd of people and hugged you until you could no longer breath?
Aragorn: Yeah, I JUST might mind that.
Hika: Sawa asks when the last time you had a bath was.
Aragorn: Hm... a couple of weeks ago.
Everyone: *wince*
Aragorn: ........
Doodles: Er... Rubi Granger asks... can I call you Bob the Carrot?
Aragorn: Um... sure?
Hika: All right, Bob the Carrot! Mongoose asks, If a tree falls in the woods and it hits a random elf and the elf does the tango with a beaver because the elf has brain damage does the train reach San Francisco?
Aragorn: I don’t know what the tango is. I don't know what a beaver is, I don't know what brain damage is, I don’t know what a train is, and I don't know what San Francisco is.
Hika: *blinks* Just say no.
Aragorn: Okay... no, it doesn't.
Doodles: Lady Nimrodel asks, "Do you like string?"
Aragorn: Well, it can be useful at times... so... yes?
Hika: GREAT! I like string too. Bookwomandkuramalover asks, "Do you have intimate relationship wih Sam?"
Aragorn: WHAT?!?!
Doodles: Well, Frodo said you did. And so did Legolas. And Pippin.
Aragorn: IT'S A LIE! IT'S ALL A LIE!
Hika: *coughs* Suuuuuuuure it is, Aragorn.
Aragorn: *glares*
Hika:
Doodles: Our next question comes from Reiya. If you had one hour to live, what would you do?
Aragorn: Relax in a nice calm place and try not to die.
Hika: That'd work. Beatrice asks, "How come you don't know about elevensies and etc?"
Aragorn: Because I'm not a hobbit!
Hika: But you should know now!
Aragorn: When you spend THAT much time with four hobbits you start to know what those things are.
Hika: So why didn't you know about them before?
Aragorn: BECAUSE I NEVER SAW A FRICKEN HOBBIT BEFORE THEN!
Hika: Okay!
Doodles: Ignore her. She's just mad that you starved her poor Frodo.
Hika: Aragorn killed Legolas.
Doodles: *murder glare at Aragorn* YOU DID?! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hika: o.O; Just kidding!
Aragorn: *getting attacked by Doodles* Help...
Hika: LOOK! *points* LEGOLAS!
Doodles: WHEEE! *runs off in that direction*
Hika: I'm so smart.
Aragorn: ......
Hika: Anyways, our next question's from Tinuviel, aka *Rabid Legolas Fan*. She asks, "Do the penguins one by one steal your sanity? I know they steal mine!" *looks at the camera* They still mine too.
Aragorn: ...that's just scary.
Doodles: *walks in* And how. *glares at Hika* Lier.
Hika: I'm sorry. The house plant looked EVER so much like him.
Doodles: Har har. Our next question comes from NovaGirl, and she asks what you think of Eowyn.
Aragorn: Eowyn? She's nice. Pretty, though not as beautiful as Arwen.
*silence*
Hika: Guardian Nanaki asks our next question, "Is it true you have a "thing" with Sam??"
Aragorn: ... I DO NOT HAVE A THING WITH SAM!!
Doodles: Yes, yes, we believe you to a certain extent.
Hika: (under her breath) A very *small* extent.
Aragorn: *glares*
Both:
Doodles: Tafadhali asks, "Is it fun to use SWORDS?"
Aragorn: *nods* Very fun. You get to stab people.
Hika: I envy you.
All: *look at her strangely*
Doodles: Carbon-Based Biped asks, "What is your "relationship" with Sam?"
Aragorn: I DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM!
Doodles: Basilisk's second question is, "Do you like the fact that you are third (or was it second?) most popular in the LotR fangirls' opinions?"
Aragorn: Ah, shit.
Hika: MWUHAHAHA!
Doodles: FANGIRLS OF THE WORLD!
Both: UNITE!
Aragorn: *ish scared now*
Hika: Angel c.c.m asks, "Do you like Pokemon?"
Aragorn: What the HECK is that?
Doodles: Anime.
Aragorn: And what's THAT?
Hika: Japanese cartoon.
Aragorn: ... what are those?
Doodles: Ah, forget it.
Aragorn: .......
Hika: Our final question tonight comes from Kittykk23.
Doodles: "Aragorn, are you really with Arwen...
Aragorn: *nods enthusiastically*
Doodles: ...or Sam...
Aragorn: *evil glare*
Doodles: ...or all three of you?
Aragorn: WHAT?! *starts running around, killing people with his sword*
Hika: *as he stabs a random fangirl* Hm. I wonder why he didn't do that sooner.
Doodles: Go figure.
Hika: Well, I guess that's it for the Pencil Show! See you next time!
Both: *jump into emergency chute and escape all the blood and gore on screen*

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Voice: LIVE FORM A CARDBOARD BOX IT'S THE PENCIL SHOW!
Hika: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENCIL SHOW!
Doodles: Hello and today we have a returning guest no it's not Frodo or any of those other guys...
Hika: Its LEGOLAS *fangirls in the crowd scream wildly*
Doodles: NO YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM HE IS ALL MINE!!
Hika: Doodles calm down we can't afford another murder over Legolas! Opps did I say that out loud?
Doodles: ANYWAY boys bring in Legolas
(Various people bring in Legolas)
Hika: (struggles to hold back Doodles)OK now can we please get on with the SHOW!
Doodles: Oh yes we can (pulls chair close up next to Legolas)
Legolas: How come you are not sitting in the corner staring at me like you were last time Doodles?
Doodles: HE SPOKE TO ME! HE ASKED ME A QUESTION!
(Fangirls in crowd start to complain)
Hika: O great CAN WE GET MY LAWER ON THE LINE PLEASE!
Doodles: (Rolls eyes) ANYWAY I looked at your pic for hours and had a meaningful conversation with it.
Legolas: Okaaay... can we please get on with the show?
Hika: Yes yes we can.
Doodles: 1st question Will you marry me?
Legolas: ...well I don't know Mmm... you will have to speak with my agent on that one I don't know if I am allowed to answer that
Hika: O cut the crap and answer her question other wise she will be bugging me for days!
Legolas: Well is she a Princess because I am a Prince and I can only marry a Princess.
Doodles: I was in a Princess pageant once does that help.
Legolas: ...no
Doodles: PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE MARRY ME PLEASE. Please
Legolas: no
Doodles: please
Legolas: no
Hika: Next question
Legolas: THANK YOU!
Doodles: O ok
Hika: ok this next question comes from clouddust2435... Legolas have you ever noticed that elves look like they have no specific gender and they ALL look like GIRLS even YOU.
Legolas: no not really I guess it is because I know every one I am working with.
Doodles: O I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL CLOUDDDUST2435 IF I EVER FIND YOU I WILL POUND YOUR FACE IN SO MUCH THAT YOU WILL WISH YOU WERNT EVEN BORN!
(Fangirls in crowd agree)
Hika: ok I think that is enough questions for to day even though that was only 2 questions but we can't afford any blood shed
(various people carry Doodles and Legolas away)
Hika: Thank you every one for watching are show see you next time.
(Back stage Doodles yells BYE!)

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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!!
Hika: Hello! And welcome to The Pencil Show!
Doodles: Today we have a very SPECIAL guest.
Hika: That we absolutely hate
Doodles: Please welcome... SARUMAN!!
*Random people bring out Saruman*
Saruman: *evil glare*
Hika: Hello.
Saruman: *evil glare*
Doodles: We kidnapped you, and are now going to force you too...
Saruman: *evil glare*
Hika: REVEAL YOUR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Saruman: *evil glare*
Doodles: *smacks him* WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!
Saruman: *not so evil glare*
Hika: Anyways, we have questions from ALL AROUND...
Doodles: Fanfiction.net. The first one's from... ME! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!
Hika: You're going to ask a question?
Doodles: Mmhmm. Saruman, how do you get your nails so long and shiny?
Saruman: Well... um... I grow them out and use invisible nail polish.
Both: OoOoOoooooooo...
Saruman: ......
Hika: The next question comes from Mr. BittleWinkle.
Saruman: ...............
Hika: "Saruman, where do you get your hair done? Your nails?"
Saruman: What's with all these nail questions?
Doodles: Your nails look girly.
Both: *look at each other and wiggle their fingers* GIRLY HANDS!
Saruman: ....
Saruman: I get them done... magically.
Both: ...... NEXT QUESTION!
Doodles: Stephanie asks, "If Sauron jumped off a cliff, would you jump off one too?"
Saruman: Absolutely not. With Sauron out of the picture, *I* could rule Middle-earth! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
*five minutes later*
...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hika: -.- Are you done yet?
Saruman: No. HAHAHAHAHA. Now I am.
Both: ......
Hika: Kate aka vampirezombiegirl asks, "Do you scream like a girl? Cause you look like a really, really ugly one!"
Saruman: I AM OFFENDED!!!!
Doodles: But it's true!
Hika: And HOW!
Saruman: *evil glare*
Doodles: *whacks him with her folder* STOP THAT!
Saruman: *stops glaring evilly and rubs his head*
Doodles: Mewteos asks what your favorite color is.
Saruman: Pink! ...oops. Did I say that out loud?
Both: *trying to hold back their laughter* Yes.
Hika: *fails* HAHAHAHAHA! HE LOVES PINK! WHAT A GIRL!
Hika: Carbon-Based Biped asks, "Is Orthanc really tall because you're compensating for something?"
Saruman: ................
Both: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
Saruman: ................. NO IT IS NOT!
Hika: SUUUUURE. And Aragorn and Sam aren't married.
Doodles: They aren't. Not YET anyway.
Hika: "Do you ever wish you could be named Tiffany and marry a rabid belltower operator?" asks StreetSoldierette.
Saruman: ...no...
Doodles: Eowyn asks... "Is..." *reads the question and snickers* Hika, I'll let you read this one.
Hika: Okay! *reads* "Is Elijah Wood a gay chipmunk?" *looks to Saruman for the answer, then realizes what the question was* WHAT?!
Doodles: HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
Hika: ELIJAH WOOD IS NOT A GAY CHIPMUNK! HE'S FRODO! MY PRECIOUS FROOOOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Saruman: ... who's Elijah Wood?
Doodles: Frodo.
Hika: FRODO IS NOT A GAY CHIPMUNK! *sob*
Doodles: CALM DOWN HIKA!
Hika: *sniff*
Doodles: *sigh* RedT asks if you are aware that you have freak eyes.
Saruman: o.O I do?
Hika: *sniff* Mmhmm.
Saruman: O.o
Doodles: Moving on... Bluerose asks, "How in the world can you keep your hair so straight?"
Saruman: *flips his hair* It's natural.
Both: .....................
Hika: *shudders* OOOOKAY... that was...
Doodles: ...disturbing.
Hika: *nods*
Saruman: *evil glare*
Doodles: *whacks him with her folder*
Hika: "Why don't you have a pointy wizard hat like Gandalf?" is what Guardian Nanaki asked.
Saruman: Because I'm not GAY.
Hika: Coulda fooled us.
Saruman: *evil glare*
Doodles: *whacks him with her Folder of Doom*
Hika: And Viridis asks, "What did the ents ever do to you?"
Saruman: Stormed my BEAUTIFUL Isengard.
Doodles: Actually, it was pretty ugly by that time.
Saruman: Oh, shut up.
Hika: Our last question, from tindomerel, is, "What would be your preferred method of dying?"
Saruman: Falling from a cliff when drunk.
Doodles: Would not drunk be okay?
Saruman: ... sure?
Hika: Good, because we don't have the time...
Doodles: Or the liquor.
Hika: ...damn.
Saruman: ...why?
Doodles: Oh, nothing.
Hika: Oh, nothing at all! *throws him off a random cliff* BYE!
Doodles: *waves* BAAAAI!
Saruman: AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! *splat*
Hika: Hee hee. That's it for our show... next time... THE RETURN OF LEGOLAS! Ask your questions... NOW! NOW! NOW!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doodles: *whacks her with her Folder of Doom*

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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX!! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
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Hika: Hello, and welcome to The Pencil Show!
Doodles: HI!
Hika: Why are you so happy?
Doodles: Guess who I lined up for today's guest?
Hika: You mean you kidnapped someone? Thank GOD! I thought we were going to have to interrogate me this episode.
Doodles: Mmhmm! Guess who?
Hika: Frodo?
Doodles: Noooo...
Hika: Froooodo?
Doodles: Noooo...
Hika: Froooooodooooooooo?"
Doodles: Noooo...
Hika: FRODO?
Doodles: ... NO! *smacks her with her Folder of Death* Legolas.
Hika: Oh. *shakes head* Figures.
Doodles: Oh shut up. Please welcome, for the THIRD time, LEGOLAS GREENLEAF!
*Random people drag out Legolas*
Legolas: Oh good God. Not here again. Any place but here.
Doodles: Yep! Here!
Legolas: *jumps on Hika and screams all girly-like* OH GOD NOT YOU!
Doodles: Yep! Me!
Hika: o.O *drops Legolas* Let's get started with the questions, shall we?
Legolas: -.- Oh fine.
Doodles: Our first one's from... ME!
Legolas: ...o.O
Doodles: Will you marry me?
Legolas: Um... I'm engaged.
*Fangirls in the audience scream*
Doodles: *screams louder* TO WHO?
Legolas: Uh... um... uh... *points to Hika* HER!
Hika: WHAT?! YOU ARE NOT!!
Legolas: e.e waaah. I'm dead.
Doodles: *sob* YOU LIED TO ME!
Hika: Oh, come on. He's a... well, he's not a HOBBIT, that's for sure.
Doodles: Hobbits are ugly.
Hika: *loud gasp – followed by a slap*
Doodles: *rubs cheek* Ow!
Hika: Elves are ugly.
Legolas and Doodles: *loud gasps – followed by slaps*
Hika: *rubs both cheeks* Ow!
Legolas: Can we PLEASE get on with the show?
Hika: SURE! Next question's from NovaGirl. "Who do you like better- Doodles, or the random fangirl (namely me)?" ... oh, this is going to take up a couple more million pages...
Doodles: Legolas?
Legolas: Who do I like better? Doodles or random fangirl...? Um... CHEESE!
Doodles: *glare*
Hika: Good answer!
Doodles: LadyLegolas... *glare* ... asks, "Do you feel bad for your best friend Gimli since he doesn't get any fangirls?????"
Legolas: Actually, I'm jealous of him. Lucky bastard...
Hika: Actually, I read ONE Gimli fanfic...
Doodles: Scary.
Hika: You have a bookmark of him.
Doodles: Only because Legolas's on the other side.
Legolas: ... *shudders*
Doodles: Gengi asks, "Did you know that if a radioactive refrigerator was thrown from a Bowing 747 prototype at the speed of 546 Miles per hour; it would survive the meteoritic impact on to the ground with minimal damage to the iceholder located towards the top by the cooling combustchuator?"
Legolas: WHAT? Uh... no?
Hika: Me neither. FACINATING!
Doodles: Yeah... absolutely...
Hika: SPIFFY! Hee hee hee. I like that word. OH! By the way, I won a SPIFFY AWARD!!! Thanks, by the way!
Doodles: Mm...HMM... GET ON WITH THE QUESTIONS!
Hika: OH YEAH! "Since your an elf and don’t need sleep... what to you do on those long...lonely nights when the rest if the Fellowship is asleep because they are mere mortals an un-royal like you and I??!?!?! muhahahahah!" asks StreetSoilderette.
Legolas: Um... though the question was kind of scary... I usually shave Aragorn's beard, put whipped cream all over Boromir, and put Frodo's hand in warm water.
*SLAP*
Legolas: *rubs cheek* What was that for?
Hika: I LOVE FRODO!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!
Legolas: Actually, I don't.
Hika: Oh. WELL I DO!
Legolas: ...
Doodles: The question from Isha Falas is, "Does Aragorn stink 'cause he bathes every other week or something like that?"
Legolas: o.O At times, yes. The Elves made him take a bath in Lothlorien.
Hika: Stephanie asks, "Are you a girly boy? or just a girl?"
Legolas: I'M NOT A GIRL!
Doodles: HE'S NOT A GIRL!
Hika: *under breath* coulda fooled me...
Doodles: *whacks her with her Folder of Death*
Hika: o.O Just kidding!
Random Fangirls in Audience: *put away their sharp objects/confusing sentences*
Hika: OO! This next question is from Kuroneko Yajuu/DarkGaotmomnanfe, who you all is my older sister/best friend/arch enemy/personal assistant/fellow GJT member. "If you lost any more weight, would you start walking around on the air rather than just the snow and such, and so starve to death because you couldn't reach the ground?" Heh heh. Random.
Legolas: Um... I'll be careful not to loose weight, but I DON'T THINK SO!
Doodles: You'd better not! I don't want you to starve to death.
Hika: o.O Next question is from Kate aka vampirezombiegirl. "If Aragorn got a sex change operation, would you like him? Of course, he'd have to shave off the beard, but after that?"
Legolas: AUGH! I'd hope not.
Doodles: *shudders*
Hika: *rocking back in forth* BAD MENTAL IMAGE! BAD MENTAL IMAGE! BAD MENTAL IMAGE!
Legolas: o.O
Doodles: leggomyeggo asks, "How do you walk on snow???"
Legolas: I'm an Elf. I'm magical.
Hika: Maaaagical.
All: *look at her oddly*
Hika: *ahem*" Why do people think you're gay?Are you just overly affectionate or something?" asks The Oreo of Love.
Legolas: o.O I'm not gay! Do people think I'm gay?
Hika: Yes. You should see the MINT of Aragorn/Legolas fanfics out there...
Legolas: GAH! You don't believe in that, do you?
Hika: No, *I* prefer Aragorn/Sam
Doodles: *shakes head*
Hika: WHICH, by the way, is believed by ALL of the two people who answered the poll.
Doodles: -.- KayMarie yells, "WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ALL SAD LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHEN PEOPLE DIED, HUH? WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? BOROMIR WAS SHOT TO DEATH WITH ARROWS AND ALL YOU DID WAS LOOK CONFUSED! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"
Legolas: o.O I have to be careful! Elves can die from sorrow, you know.
Hika: *nods* Yup. Doodles knows too. She read your page in the Official Movie Guide so much the page with your picture on it fell out...
Doodles: All because of you! o.O
Hika: ... ON THE FIRST NIGHT YOU HAD IT!
Doodles: Oh, shut up.
Legolas: I wish everyone wasn't so obsessed with me.
Hika: Beatrice asks, "Do you like shooting arrows into orcs' eyes?"
Legolas: Yeah! *evil glint in his eyes* It's fun!
Hika and Doodles: *back away*
Doodles: Er... "Can I call you Fred the Psychotic Fluffy Pink Bunny of Doom?" asks Rubi Granger.
Legolas: Sure, if you want... I guess... o.O
Both: Okay Fred the Psychotic Fluffy Pink Bunny of Doom!
Legolas: ...........
Hika: Our next question's from Guardian Nanaki. "Do you have a "thing" with Gimli?" HA! I TOLD YOU DOODLES!
Doodles: SHUT UP!
Legolas: NO! I DON'T!
Doodles: HA!
Hika: Darn. You shouldn't have KILLED me on the bus then.
Doodles: -.- Well it's hard not to when you keep saying "Legolas loves Gimli" in my ear!
Hika: I still have a bald spot, you know.
Legolas: Can we get on with the questions? I want to get out of here.
Hika: Carbon-Based Biped wants to know, "How exactly did you find out about Aragorn and Sam?" I think we ALL want to know that.
Legolas: o.O I DARE NOT SPEAK OF IT!!!
Doodles: ...
Legolas: I'M MENTALLY SCARRED FOR LIFE!
Hika: We don't want to know anymore.
Doodles: *shakes head* Zurizip asks, "How would you feel if your bow suddenly turned into a screaming fangirl and threw herself on you?"
Legolas: Scream louder than the fangirl and run away.
Hika: Sounds scary. Fangirls. *shudder*
Doodles: You're a fangirl.
Hika: ...so are you!
Both: Oh, shut up.
Legolas: Can I go now?
Hika: Sure, but first, your prize!
Legolas: ...prize? I didn't get a prize last time.
Doodles: Yeah, this is special. Since YOU'RE so special!
Legolas: ....
Hika: You've won... A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS!...
Legolas: HELL YEAH!
Hika: ...WITH DOODLES AND THE ENTIRE RACE OF LEGOLAS FANGIRLS!
Doodles: YAY!
Legolas: *screams all girly-like and gets carried off by the fangirls* HELP ME! PLEASE! SPARE ME!
Hika: *snickers* Well then! Next time we'll have... SAMWISE GAMGEE! And discover exactly WHAT is going on with him and Aragorn. Get your questions in!

            里面很多场景都让人想起中国的同人女们。现在忽然觉得，文化差异的问题似乎没那么严重……



The Fellowship, Arwen, Saruman, Galadriel, Dominic Monaghan, and Orlando Bloom
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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!!
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Hika: Hello, and welcome to The Pencil Show!
Doodles: Today we have for you...
Both: SUPER EPISODE ONE!!
Hika: We have lots of guests today! Bring 'em out!!!
*Random people using ropes drag out a huge and heavy looking box with random LotR characters in it. They stop dragging the box and collapse. All are still... except for a random few that twitch. Hee hee. Twitchyyyyy!*
Doodles: Please welcome: The Fellowship, Arwen, Saruman, Galadriel, Dominic Monaghan, and Orlando Bloom!
*The Fellowship are sitting together with Arwen and Galadriel. Saruman is throwing nasty glances at Gandalf and Hika, and Dominic Monaghan and Orlando Bloom are cowering in a corner away from everyone else*
Hika: *jumping up and down* YAY!! FRODO AND DOMINIC MONAGHAN ALL AT THE SAME TIME!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY! - *abruptly coughs, chokes, and dies*
Doodles: ......
Hika: *twitch*
All: .....o.O
Hika: *rezzes* HI EVERYBODY!!
Doodles: How'd you do that?
Hika: Do what?
Doodles: Die and then... come back to life like that?
Hika: Ah! *holds up a spray bottle proudly* Immortality Spray! Can't live without it!
Doodles: Literally too, I guess... YOU'RE IMMORTAL?
Hika: *blinks* Heeyyyy... I *am*! Fun! *goes to jump off a cliff*
Doodles: Um... I guess I'll start without her then. Our first question is from Firebird Jones. This one's for Legolas. "Who really taught you archery?"
Legolas: My father.
Doodles: *blinks* Oh. That's so... unexciting.
Legolas: ... isn't learning unexciting for you?
Doodles: Good point. Our next question is from...
Hika: *climbs up a random cliff* Kakyuu Maxwell! Arwen, "Who created the square root of a cat, thrown at a sixty degree clown on Thursday after Bob fell out of a burning apple singing a Transilvanian pig call?????"
Arwen: ...um... uh...
Hika: Hey, Arwen, did you know Aragorn loves Sam?
Arwen: No, I didn't... WHAT?!?!?!?! *looks at Aragorn* YOU WHAT?
Aragorn: WHAT? I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T!
Sam: IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING!!!
Arwen: *narrows eyes*
Hika: Just thought I'd let you know.
Aragorn/Sam: *glare at Hika*
Doodles: Er... Boromir!
Boromir: Yes?
Doodles: GhostCat asks, "Why do you always need to be against Aragorn, except right before you died?"
Boromir: Because I'm a stubborn dude that refuses to die to the point of humor?
Hika: Exactly what I would have said! In my own words and everything.
Hika: Our next two questions are from Dalia. Aragorn, "What would you do if i kidnapped you and made you my husband and made you take baths every single day?"
Aragorn: I'd scream.
Doodles: Arwen, "what would you do if i kidnapped aragorn and made him my husband and made him take baths every single day?"
Arwen: *still mad* I wouldn't care.
Aragorn: Come on! I don't have a relationship with Sam! I... uh... hate Sam!
Sam: *huff* Oh, that's nice!!!! I hate you too.
Arwen: ... *still unconvinced*
Hika: Our next THREE questions are from Kasalin Summerbreeze, and both of them go to Gandalf. "Can i borrow your hat?"
Gandalf: *grabs his hat protectively* NO! NEVER!
Doodles: And, "How would you get an elephant into a refrigerator?"
Gandalf: Get a really big refrigerator.
Hika: Good answers! The next one's for Galadriel. "Wat would you if you were kidnapped by two maniacs and was dragged on a show called the Pencil Show?"
Galadriel: -.- That's already happened once before. *turns all scary* AND I HATE IT!
All: o.o;;
Doodles: Um... okay. From Dragon Mage to Saruman, "If you got attacked by a rabid turnip and you tried to kill it but then you find out that you can’t kill it, what would you do?"
Saruman: AUGHHHH! RABID TURNIPS! NOT THOSE! ANYTHING BUT THOSE! *stands up and looks around, panicked. Finally decides and jumps off the back of the box and runs*
Hika: AUGH! DON'T GO THAT WAY! YOU'LL FALL OFF A –
Saruman: *runs off a cliff*
Hika: ...cliff. *shrugs* Oh well.
Doodles: No big loss.Our next questions, "Do you like sheep?"
Frodo: They're okay...
Sam: My Gaffer once had a few sheep...
Merry: They smell bad.
Pippin: I like beets better.
Aragorn: ...not as much as I love my Arwen?
Arwen: ... *narrows eyes* I hate sheep too.
Boromir: What are sheep?
Gandalf: No.
Legolas: *shakes head*
Gimli: They're good eatin! Auch!
Galadriel: No, I do not.
Dominic Monaghan: o.o;;;;;
Orlando Bloom: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
Doodles: unlucky3 asks Boromir, "Do YOU know the Muffin Man?"
Boromir: No, who's he? Can I meet him?
All: *back away*
Doodles: Carbon-Based Biped asks Gandalf, "Why didn't you just levitate out of the canyon in Moria if you can levitate Saruman and throw him across the room?"
Gandalf: *glare* That'd be a good question if it didn't make me look stupid.
Doodles: Bookwomanandkuramalover asks Arwen, "Why'd you give up immortality for a guy who showers once in three months?"
Arwen: *glare* I *seriously* don't know at this moment.
Aragorn: COME ON! I DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SAMWISE GAMGEE!!!! ... AND HEY! I SHOWER ONCE EVERY TWO MONTHS!
All: ... *stare at them oddly*
Hika: Our next question is for *happy sigh* Dominic Monaghan, from Reiya. *waves to Dominic Monaghan* Hi!
Dominic Monaghan: ...hi...
Hika: Hi!
Dominic Monaghan: ...hello...
Hika: Greetings!
Dominic Monaghan: ...hi...
Hika: I love you!
Dominic Monaghan: ... hi- WHAT?
Hika:
Dominic Monaghan: *cowers in a corner*
Hika: Reiya asks, "Would you mind marrying someone 12 years younger than you?" Good question!
Dominic Monaghan: Uh... that's... a big age difference.
Hika: If not 12, how about 11? You wouldn't mind marrying a 14 year old, would you?
Dominic Monaghan: A little...
Hika: ............. *sniff*
Dominic Monaghan: Uh... maybe.
Hika: YAY! *hugs Dominic Monaghan*
Dominic Monaghan: o.O
Doodles: *shakes head* Obsessed. The next question is from me to... Orlando Bloom! YAY! HI! I LOVE YOU! WILL YOU MARRY ME?
Orlando Bloom: o.O But... we... just... met?
Doodles: But I know who you are! I have pictures of you and Legolas all over my room.
Orlando: We're the same person... aren't we?
Legolas: NO!!! I'm Legolas!
Orlando Bloom: AUGH! IT'S ME!
Legolas: No, I'm an *elf* You are a... um...
Doodles: A hot guy?
Legolas: .......... I'm not going to finish my sentence.
Orlando Bloom: *rocking back and forth* Eeep...
Hika: This is to the whole Fellowship, from Undriel. "What were your deepest darkest fears besides the ring getting to Sauron?"
Frodo: Clowns.
Pippin: No mushrooms.
Sam: Losing Mr. Frodo.
Aragorn: ...Arwen not loving me?
Arwen: *still glaring*
Boromir: Not getting the ring back to Gondor.
Legolas: Fangirls.
Gimli: That Celeborn was going to kill me after I asked the Lady Galadriel for her hair...
Gandalf: Saruman's girly hands.
Merry: THE CLOWNS!
Hika: *looks at Merry sympathetically and pats his head* There there. The clowns scare me too.
Hika: Jackie Dimple Greenleaf asks Legolas, "Pete and Repeat were in a boat, if Pete fell out who was left in the boat?"
Legolas: ...Repeat.
Hika: Pete and Repeat were in a boat, if Pete fell out who was left in the boat?
Legolas: I told you... Repeat.
Hika: Pete and Repeat were in a boat, if Pete fell out who was left in the boat?
Legolas: ... REPEAT!
Hika: Pete and Repeat were in a boat, if Pete fell out who was left in the boat?
Legolas: SHUT UP! *shoots Hika in the head*
Hika: *dies*
Doodles: ... THANK YOU LEGOLAS!!! Lintrayel Riverdance asks Legolas, "Do you think Orlando Bloom is as sweet and talented as you are?"
Legolas: *evil smirk* No. I'm much more sweet and talented then... Borlando... Loom, is it?
Orlando Bloom: YOU LIEEEE!!!!!!! *attacks Legolas*
Doodles: o.o Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! What one do I choose?
Hika: ... just leave them.
Doodles: *despretly trying to break them up*
Hika: *hugs Frodo and Dominic Monaghan* Okay then! Bye bye, everybody!
Doodles: *hugs the now not-fighting Orlando Bloom and Legolas, and killing random fangirls trying to attack her* See you next time!
Hika: Our next guest is Elrond.
Doodles: We're sure gonna get some interesting questions...
Hika: and HOW! BYE BYE EVERYONE!

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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!!!
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Hika: Hello, and welcome to The Pencil Show! Doodles is... on vacation today... so we have her on Super Magic Edition TV so we can force her not to put the load on me! *motions to a large TV screen behind her, which goes from static to a large picture of Doodles*
TV Doodles: Hi!
Hika: Having fun?
TV Doodles: Yup. The Bahamas are nice.
Hika: Glommed Legolas much?
TV Doodles: A lot... BUT THEN you forced me to come here.
Hika: Aren't I nice?
TV Doodles: -.- Very.Now, shall we start the show?
Hika: Ah, of course!
TV Doodles: Today's guest we kidnapped from Rivendell, of all places.
Hika: PLEASE WELCOME ELROND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Random people bring Elrond out*
Elrond: *sob* WHY ME?
Hika: Hi Elrond!
TV Doodles: Hi Elrond!
Elrond: AUGH! *points at Hika* FANGIRL!! ...AUGH! *points at TV Doodles* REALLY BIG FANGIRL!
Hika: Actually, Doodles is really SHORT...
TV Doodles: HEY! If I wasn't in the Bahamas, I'd smack you with my Folder of DEATH.
Hika: *grins evilly* And we aren't YOUR fangirls. We're harmless... seemingly... *laughs evilly*
Elrond: o.o;;;
TV Doodles: Let's start the questions, shall we?
Hika: Of course! Our first question is from Eowyn. "Why do you wear a tiara?"
Elrond: I DO NOT WEAR A TIARA!! *huffs* It's a crown.
Both: *blinky blink*
TV Doodles: Ohhh... kay. The Oreo of Love asks, "Do you ever have urges to strip down to your undies and run around Rivendell screaming??"
Elrond: Er...... uh... no!
Hika: Really? That's surprising. "Was Legolas a frog prince? If so, exactly WHO kissed him, and how do YOU know?" asks Kate aka vampirezombiegirl
Elrond: No, he was not a frog prince! AND I DIDN'T KISS HIM, OKAY?
Both: .....................
TV Doodles: If you did, I wouldn't blame you. Legolas is so... purdy! *happy sob*
Hika: Speaking of which, how's he faring with you and the rest of the fangirls?
TV Doodles: Oh, good! We tied him up to a post and won't let him go.
Hika: Smart.
Elrond: Oh, dear God.
TV Doodles: Our next question comes from Buckleberry Fairy. "Did you want to kill Aragorn when your daughter gave up her immortality for a slimy almost forty year old guy who would look okay if he took a bath sometime this era?"
Elrond: Yes. Yes I did.
Hika: I wonder how much he'd want to kill him if his name were Neo(注:Matrix中的Keanu Reeves) and not Aragorn.
TV Doodles: *nods thoughtfully*
Elrond: ... *decides he doesn't want to know*
TV Doodles: Which reminds me, I have a present for you.
*the ceiling opens up and a stuffed green dragon hits Hika on the head*
Hika: *squeals* MR. SQUIGGLES!!!!!!!
TV Doodles: ... I'm going to regret I ever did that.
Elrond: I already do.
Hika: *smiles stupidly and holds out Mr. Squiggles* Everyone, this is Mr. Squiggles, and he's a puppy dog.
Elrond: I thought he was a dragon...
Hika: DON'T LAUGH AT HIS DEFORMITIES! *sobs*
TV Doodles: Don't ask. Just never buy her 3 packs of pixy sticks and let her stay up all night watching movies.
Elrond: *nods* I won't. *wonders what pixy sticks and movies are*
TV Doodles: Reiya asks, "Have you ever had the urge just to go up to Legolas and mess up his hair?"
Elrond: All the time.
Hika: You should be glad all the Legolas fangirls are in the Bahamas.
Elrond: I should?
TV Doodles: *evil glare* Oh, yes, yes you should, Mr. Elrond...
Hika: ... Tigerlilly Sackville-Baggins asks, "Why do you have such an ungodly large forehead?"
Elrond: WHAT? MY FOREHEAD ISN'T LARGE!
Both: Yes it is.
Elrond: ... shut up! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!
TV Doodles: We're not...
Elrond: ... shut up!
TV Doodles: Er... "Have you seen the Matrix?" asks NovaGirl.
Elrond: Uh... no...
Hika: I have.
TV Doodles: Me too.
Elrond: *hotly* Oh, just because I'm not SPECIAL.
Hika: You're not. BUT I AM!
TV Doodles: Just keep telling yourself that, Hika.
Hika: Okay! Bookwomanandkuramalover asks, "You know they say that elves grow more beautiful as time goes by? Well, did they make you an exception?"
Elrond: *sob* Why does everyone hate me?
TV Doodles: Oh, we don't hate you...
Hika: You're just fun to make fun of!
Elrond: -.-
TV Doodles: Kasalin Summerbreeze asks, "Have you realized that no one loves you?"
Elrond: *sob* YES!!
Hika: You should be happy. There's tons of LotR guys that would kill to have no fangirls.
Elrond: Hey! I have fangirls!
TV Doodles: Not as many as Legolas.
Elrond: ...well, of course, no one has as many fangirls as Legolas.
TV Doodles: That's a fact.
Hika: Our next question comes from Jazzy. "Do you do your own hair?"
Elrond: No... I HAVE MANY SLAVES THAT DO IT EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hika: Oooo! Can I borrow some of those? I'm a bit short on slaves.
TV Doodles: *rolls eyes* Kakyuu Maxwell yells, "DON'T RUN!!!!! YOU'LL SCARE THE CHICKENS!!!!!"
Elrond: Um... that isn't a question.
Hika: No, but it's true. Dawning Era asks, "Do you know you look like Agent Smith from the Matrix?"
Elrond: Agent... Smith? And what's that Matrix thing again?
Hika: *doing some strange Matrix-y crap* WHEEE!
TV Doodles: *giggles insanely* Hear that? That's the sound of inevitability... DOOOOM!
Elrond: I really don't want to know anymore.
Hika: Did you ever want to know?
Elrond: ....no.
TV Doodles: Carbon-Based Biped asks, "If you were to fall off a cliff, would you die?"
Elrond: *sarcastically* Probably.
Hika: I wouldn't! *goes and jumps off a cliff*
Elrond: o.O
Hika: *comes climbing back up* WHEEE!
TV Doodles: Don't ask.
Elrond: I won't.
Hika: angua27 asks, "3000 years is quite a long time to hold a grudge against an entire race. Are you bitter?"
Elrond: No. Isildur just... MADE ME REALLY REALLY MAD!!
TV Doodles: "In the Last Alliance, why were you the only one NOT wearing a helmet?" asks Ghost Cat.
Elrond: *superior sniff* Because I'm *special*
TV Doodles: LadyLegolas asks, "Are you a transvestite or a person who cross- dresses?"
Elrond: I do not cross dress!!
Hika: Then why do you wear such pretty clothes?
Elrond: What's wrong with wearing pretty clothes?
TV Doodles: Because your "pretty clothes" are dresses.(注:沙、沙漠妖姬…)
Elrond: ...shut up!
Hika: Finally, varda asks, "Do you ever have the desire to put on dark sun glasses and run around after people in dark trench coats specifically named Neo?"
Elrond: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT?
BOTH: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MR. ANDERSON!
Elrond: *sneaks away why he still can*

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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!
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Hika: *sips her cappuccino* Mm. Caffeine... Hello, and Welcome to The Pencil Show!
Doodles: Hi! I'm back, and no longer on TV.
Hika: Darn. It was nice and quiet here without you squeezing at Legolas every time we watched the movie.
Doodles: Oh, shut up.
Hika: Today's guest is very special.
Doodles: Sorta, he *is* the only non-living being we've had on the show.
Hika: Please welcome Ringwraith #6!
*Random people drag out Ringwraith #6*
Ringwraith #6: o.O This wasn't in my contract, Sauron!
Doodles: It wouldn't be, we're not that old.
Ringwraith #6: ...you don't look it.
Hika: I'm Hika, and this is my friend, Doodles.
Doodles: We've kidnapped you, like we do other random characters from LotR.
Hika: And then we force you to REVEAL YOUR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Both: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ringwraith #6: I'm scared.
Doodles: You should be. *points to Hika* She has cappuccino.
Hika: *takes a gulp* Lord, help us all!
Doodles: But let us continue.
Hika: Lets. Our first question today is from Unlucky3 "would you eat a cute little hobbit with their cute little hobbit key chains, which hold their cute little hobbit keys, that open their little hobbit doors....
*ten minutes pass*
Hika:.....where their little hobbit bacteria is floating around? huh? huh?!?!
Ringwraith #6: *asleep*
Hika:Hey!!!
Ringwraith #6: *wakes up abruptly* BARAD-DUR!! 20!! 3018!!
Both: Good answer!
Doodles: Our next question comes from Reiya. "On the weekends do all of you Ringwraiths get together and paint each other's nails and accessorize in all shades of black?"
Ringwraith #6: Actually, we do. It's a break from work, that's all I can say.
Doodles: Our next question, from Haunting Shinigami asks, "WHY DID YOU STAB POOR, SWEET, PRETTY, FRODO!!!??? I'LL GET YOU FOR THAT, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TO BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Hika: *sobs* MY POOR FRODO! MY POOR LITTLE FRODO!
Doodles: *pats Hika's shoulder* There, there.
Ringwraith #6: That wasn't me! That was Ringwraith #7! I SWEAR!
Hika: *cheerfully* Okay! NovaGirl asks, "What's with your horses feet? Can't you afford normal horseshoes?" You know, good point! Your poor horses!
Ringwraith #6: Sauron cut horseshoes out of the budget.
Doodles: Grrrr... I'LL KILL HIM!
Hika: Calm down, dude.
Doodles: *twitch,sighs and shakes head* StreetSoilderette asks, "Have you ever put your right foot in, the proceeded to take you right foot out, then replaced your right foot in, then have an urge to shake it all about? Do you do the hokey-pokey, and turn yourself around?"
Ringwraith #6: Yes, sometimes.
Both: Good! That's what it's all about!
Ringwraith #6: *blinky blink*
Doodles: morpherkidvb asks, "Do you ever wake up one morning and say, "Ya know, I'd rather wear pink today?""
Ringwraith #6: One day last week I wanted to wear BLUE... but... pink? Ew.
Hika: What's wrong with pink? Why does no one like pink?
Doodles: Don't stress your mind, Hika. You might loose some more brain cells... what are you at now, anyways?
Hika: *thinks* Hm... I think I'm somewhere around a negative three thousand, six hundred, twenty six and a half now.
Doodles: *nods*Oooookay, next question. "Do you watch Barney?" asks Rosie Cotton.
Ringwraith #6: DO NOT SPEAK THAT EVIL!
Hika: *rocking back and forth in the fetal position* MY BRAIN! MY BRAIN!! I'M BLIND!!! IT'S KILLED ME!!!! MY POOR KNEE!
Doodles: *smacks Hika*
Hika: Ow. Negative three thousand, six hundred and twenty seven now, thanks to you!
Doodles: You're welcome.
Hika: Varda asks, "Have any animal protection agencies come to about those nails you put in your horses hoves?"
Ringwraith #6: *twiddles thumbs* Only three...
Doodles: *shakes finger* Ringwraith #6! Shame on you!
Ringwraith #6: *sobs* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
Hika: o.O Er... yeah.
Doodles: Let's continue. "Would you like a cough drop?" is the offer from Elven Goldfish.
Ringwraith #6: *stops sobbing* Sure!
Hika: *hands him one* Enjoy.
Ringwraith #6: *eats it* Thanks.
Hika: No problem.Our last and final question comes from June. "If you were stuck in a burning building with a rabid rabbit and Frodo (who has the one ring), but Frodo was severely attracted to you, would you deny the power of the ring and save the rabid rabbit and risk rabies or save Frodo, who will do unspeakable things to you?"
Ringwraith #6: Oooo... that's a hard one. Probably neither... since then the fire would destroy Frodo AND the rabid rabbit... but the ring would be untouched, and I could get it easily with no danger!
Hika: Oo, clever.
Doodles: And how.
Hika: Well, Ringwraith #6, we want to thank you.
Doodles: For being the most cooperative guest so far.
Ringwraith #6: Welcome. I almost had fun, but I'm not going that far.
Hika: We love you, too.
Doodles: BYE!
Hika: SEE YA!!!
Ringwraith #6: Bye. *flies out on a pigeon*

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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX!! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
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Hika: Hello, and welcome to the Pencil Show!
Doodles: Today's guest is very special...
Hika: You say that every episode.
Doodles: Hm... Well, he's the first Boromir we've had on the show that wasn't in a strategically placed Super Episode.
Hika: Right you are! He IS special! Everyone please welcome Boromir!
*Random people drag out Boromir*
Boromir: AUGH! NOT HERE! ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
Both: *wave estatically* HIIIII!
Hika: Seen Frodo lately?
Doodles: Seen Legolas lately?
Boromir: Er... no...
Both: *disappointed* OH.
Boromir: o.O
Hika: Well, let's get started.
Doodles: Let's. Boromir?
Boromir: Please... spare me...
Hika: Hmmmmm... nah.
Boromir: -.-
Doodles: Tigerilly Sackville-Baggins asks, "Did your dad ever threaten to burn you alive when you got a fever?"
Boromir: *nods* Once or twice.
Hika: Figures. Pyromaniac psycho person. Hope it doesn't run in the family.
Boromir: *narrows eyes*
Hika: Guardian Nanaki asks, "Were you angry that Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli sent you down a waterfall that had lots of sharp pointy rocks at the bottom?"
Boromir: THEY DID WHAT?
Hika: Sent you down a waterfall that had lots of sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom.
Boromir: Oh. Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
Doodles: Understood.
Hika: Soyotome asks, "Why did you go all multiple personalities in the woods when you were trying to take the ring from Frodo?"
Boromir: IT WAS THE RING! IT WAS THE RING I SWEAR!
Hika: *whispers to Doodles* Either that or he's a schizophrenic...*
Boromir: HEY! I HEARD THAT!
Doodles: Agreed. Authoress asks, "Why did you wait until the THIRD arrow to die? Why not the first? or the second? or the fiftieth? Cause I'm sure you could've stayed alive THAT long."
Boromir: *sniff* IT HURT REALLY BAD!!
Hika: *pats Boromir's back* There, there. Disturbed Irken Ranger asks, "What in the blue HELL is your little horn thing for? Did you ever hit people with it?"
Boromir: A few times. And it's for signaling the soldiers of Gondor if they ever need to come to my aid.
Doodles: Okay then. This evil question is from Haunting Shinigami. "Have you ever gotten the urge to get scissors and just cut off Legolas' hair?"
Boromir: *evil glint in his eyes* MANY TIMES. SO MANY TIMES!!!
Doodles: *loud gasp*
*SLAP*
Boromir: *rubs cheek* What is with you fangirls?
Both: *sigh* Obsession.
Boromir: *blink* I figured...
Hika: OH YEAH. whiterose asks, "Do the voices in your head tell you what to do?"
Boromir: The voices in my head?
Hika: Don't you have voices in your head? The little voices that tell you to burn things?
Doodles: ...
Hika:
Boromir: o.O *trying to get away*
Doodles: Ignore her. "Are you just obsessed with corrupted jewelry, or is just you like shiny objects?" asks Kasalin Summerbreeze.
Hika: I like shiny objects...
Boromir: Well, it's the Ring of Power, of course I'm going to be attracted to it........ and yeah, it is pretty shiny...
Doodles: ... -.-;;;
Hika: Finally, Elbereth asks, "Why did it take so long for you to die?????"
Boromir: Because I have amazing stamina?
Doodles: Works for me!
Hika: Me too!
Boromir: ... am I free to go?
Doodles: Yup. Go ahead!
Boromir: o.O *runs out as fast as he can*
Both: *wave* BYE!!!

            这次没有翻，一是因为多（只好分三次贴），二是其中的语言还是挺简单的，再不然挂着金山词霸也基本上问题不大了，三（这才是最重要的）很多搞笑的地方实在非常难翻，很容易失掉原文的特色，由于在下学艺不精，为防画虎不成反类犬，只好把原文贴上来了……也许哪位高人来翻:rolleyes: （喂喂，你小子想把人家累死啊！）



The One Ring--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX!!! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!
~~~~~
Hika: Hello, and welcome to the Pencil Show!!
Doodles: Today I can TRUTHFULLY say the guest is a VERY SPECIAL GUEST!
Hika: How so?
Doodles: Today's "guest" is the first inanimate object we've had on the show!
Hika: Please welcome the Ring of Power!
*Random people drag out the Ring... well... sorta*
Ring: ......................................................
Hika: Hello, Ring!
Doodles: Welcome to the Pencil Show!
Ring: What's the Pencil Show?
Doodles: It's where we kidnap random LotR characters and...
Hika: FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!!
Both: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ring: Oh, dear, I'm corrupting you already.
Doodles: No, we're always like this.
Ring: .............
Hika: You know the best part about kidnapping the Ring?
Doodles: What?
Hika: We got to kidnap Frodo too.
Doodles: -.- We can only have one guest per show, Hika!
Hika: *random sigh* I know... that's why... he'll be next episode's guest.
Doodles: God, help us all.
Hika: ^.^ Frodoooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Ring: Frodo? Isn't that the guy that has me now?
Doodles: *nods* She's obsessed with him.
Hika: FRODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Ring: .......she scares me already.
Doodles: She'll do that to you.Today's first question comes from Lintrayel Riverdance. They ask the ring, "Is it true that you are a plastic ring made in China?"
Ring: o.O No! I'm a GOLD ring made in MORDOR!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hika: I like the One Ring! It's so... EVIL!
Ring: Thank you.
Hika: No problem.
Doodles: -.-Er... next question. soReiya asks, "While in Frodo's possesion did you ever witness anything 'special' *wink* between any two members of the fellowship, namely, Frodo/Sam or Sam/Aragon?"
Ring: Well... Sam and Frodo had a lot of slashy moments... but... there was something going on with Sam and Aragorn, I think.
Doodles: *nods* Yes, we know.
Hika: It's been explained, though... of course... Sam could be LYING... MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doodles: *hits Hika with her folder of DEATH* NovaGirl asks, "Have you ever had the urge to march around calling yourself Mike the TV?"
Ring: First of all... I don't have legs, so I CAN'T march... and... WHY WOULD I WANT TO CALL MYSELF MIKE THE TV?
Hika: Sounds like fun!
Doodles: -.-. Ignore her.
Ring: Already am.
Doodles: Good for you! Carbon-Based Biped asks, "After helping Sauron TAKE OVER THE WORLD what were you planning on doing?"
Ring: Hmmmmmmm... probably live the rest of my life on his finger... being... bored... hmmm... that doesn't seem very exciting.
Hika: If you helped me take over the world, I'd bring you to Disney World.
Ring: ....o.O
Doodles: Lady Spork asks, "Even though your an inanimate object, You should get an Oscar? I think you should!"
Ring: YES! I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN AN OSCAR!
Doodles: Bramblerose Sandybanks asks, "How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood?"
Ring: WOOD CHUCKS CAN CHUCK WOOD? AUGHHHHHHHHHH! *rolls around hysterically*
Hika: *steps on the Ring* Although it's rather funny seeing you roll around hysterically... we need to finish the show...
Doodles: Yes we do.Well, that's it for our show today!
Doodles: See you next time...

Gimli--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!
~~~~~
Hika: *takes a swig of cappchino, then grows it in the garbage* HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENCIL SHOW I'M HIKA AND THIS IS DOODLES!
Doodles: ....hello...
Hika: TODAY WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!
Doodles: STOP SAYING THAT!
Hika: PLEASE WELCOME THE FIRST DWARF TO EVER GRACE OUR STAGE (OTHER THEN LEGOLAS OF COURSE) GIMLI SON OF GLOIN!
*Random people drag out Gimli*
Hika: One question comes from Stephanie. "Gimli, did you know that Legolas is special, because he is the only girl in the fellowship?"
Doodles: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! *tries to attack the audience*
Hika: *holds Doodles back* Doodles, no killing the question-askers. Remember, our question askers are always right.
Doodles: *twitch twitch* DIEEEEE! *kills Hika*
Gimli: o.O
Hika: *rezzes* Hee hee hee. That was worth it.
Doodles: -.- Our third question comes from Reiya. "Honestly, have you ever worn a dress?"
Gimli: NO! NEVER!!! I SWEAR!
Both: *look at each other* Uh... HUH.
Doodles: Hee hee. randomwriter96 asks, "Are you SURE you're not a female?"
Gimli: *angry* Do I LOOK like a female to you?
Hika: No, but Legolas does. *gets killed by fangirls, led by Doodles*
Doodles: STOP SAYING THAT!
Hika: *rezzes* But it's true!
Doodles: SHUT UP!
Hika: Hee hee. It's fun getting you mad. ANYWAYS. Our next question comes from unlucky3. "After seeing so many beautiful elvish women, do beards still turn you on?"
Gimli: What's wrong with beards?
Hika: Well, women aren't supposed to have them.
Gimli: But they're DWARVES. So there.
Doodles: Point, but still...
Hika: Our next question comes from... *sticks the paper up inside the cardboard box* Kakyuu Maxwell! "Gimli, do you if Legolas is a girl??? He's just too pretty to be... something else..." I THINK HE'S A GIRL!
Doodles: AUGHHHHH! DIE! EVERYBODY MUST DIEEEEE!
Hika: *puts a cardboard box over Doodles' head*
Doodles: Ooo... that's why you like cardboard boxes so much, Hika!
Gimli: Why? What's inside of them?
Doodles: PICTURES OF LEGOLAS!
Gimli: o.O Fangirls. Scary. Glad I don't have any.
Random fangirl in audience: I LOVE YOU GIMLI!
Gimli: o.O Auch. I should really stop jinxing myself.
Doodles: ANYWAYS, angua27 asks, "When did you get an extra axe after you broke yours on the ring?"
Gimli: Oh, that wasn't mine. I stole it from the dwarf next to me.
Hika: Smart!
Gimli: Thank you.
Hika: Kate aka vampirezombiegirl asks, "Would you ever get a tatoo saying "I Heart Legolas" on it over your heart?
Gimil: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LOVE LEGOLAS?
Doodles: WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK HE LOVES LEGOLAS?
Hika: Oh, people are messed up like that.
Doodles: I noticed. *glares at Hika from underneath the cardboard box*
Hika: Lintrayl Riverdance asks, "Have you asked Legolas to marry you yet? Is Elf going to wear a big puffy dress? And is Sam gonna be a flower-boy? And can I take Aragorn as my date??" ...*starts laughing hysterically*
Doodles: AUGHHHH! DIEEEE!
Gimli: I DO NOT! LOVE! LEGOLAS! AND I WOULD NEVER ASK HIM TO MARRY ME!
Hika: I'd like to see Legolas in a big puffy dress... why don't you, for the sake of humor?
Doodles and Gimli: NO! NEVER!
Hika: ; whiterose asks, "What's your problem, anyway? Yelling at poor sweet Legolas like that in Moria!(Can I hear a heck yeah??) He was only trying to keep you from falling to a certain and utter DOOM by grabbing your beard, you ungrateful little monkey! ...Okay, I feel better."
Doodles: THAT IS SO TRUE! *points at Gimli* You should be ashamed at yourself!
Gimil: *hangs head* I'm sorry.
Doodles: YOU'D BETTER ME! LEGOLAS SAVED YOUR LIFE! HOW DARE YOU BE UNGRATEFUL!
Hika: o.O Doodles! Calm down! He says he's sorry!
Doodles: *twitching*
Hika: o.O

Faramir--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!!
~~~~~
Doodles: ...please welcome today's guest... Faramir!
*Random people drag Faramir out*
Hika: *waves* HI FARAMIR!
Doodles: HI HI!
Faramir: o.O *looks around* Erm... where am I?
Hika: You're on The Pencil Show!
Faramir: ... and... what's that?
Doodles: It's where we kidnap random LotR characters... and...
Hika: FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Both: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Faramir: Oh, joy... .
Hika: ANYWAYS, our first question comes from Sauronette! "Are you *ahem* JEALOUS of Boromir at all, even though he got killed because he got to be in the fellowship and you had to stay home playing with your pink little dollies with yo momma?"
Faramir: HEY! I DID NOT PLAY WITH PINK LITTLE DOLLIES WITH MY MOTHER!
Doodles: ................are you sure?
Faramir: What? Don't you trust me?
Doodles: -.- Forget it, Boro... er... Faramir. Next question. Kuroneko Yajuu asks, "Do you mind that everybody thinks you're Boromir?"
Faramir: -.- It can get REALLY annoying at times.
Hika: Rosie Cotton asks, "Why did you kiss Eowyn on TOP OF THE FRICKEN WALL? That's gotta be a little EMBARRASING! Well it does say that you "cared not", but why not wait until you had a little privacy?"
Faramir: o.O I thought it'd be romantic?
Doodles: Actually, it was.
Hika: Although that whole chapter in the book seemed kin of like, "Well, Aragorn won't marry me, so I'll marry you!"
Doodles: Faramir wanted to marry Aragorn?
Hika: NO! o.O
Faramir: o.O;;;;;;;
Hika: Heh. Eowyn did... well... sorta. She mostly just wanted to go with him on the Paths of the Dead, but... yeah. That's what it seemed like. Probably because they decided to get married like... a week after they met, but... o.O yeah.
Doodles: I'll take your word for it. "Doesn't it just bother you a LITTLE BIT that your father's a pyromaniac?" asks randomwriter96.
Faramir: Well, I could always give the excuse that he was insane... but... yes, it did bother me... *shudder*
Doodles: Hika seems to have a lot in common with your dad.
Faramir: .....?
Doodles: She's crazy. And likes fire.
Hika: *staring at random candle that appeared* So pretty...
Faramir: o.O
Doodles: *whacks Hika* ASK THE NEXT QUESTION!
Hika: Oh... yeah. LadyLegolas asks, "Did you ever get the urge to just yell at your brother "STOP BEING SUCH A SUCK-UP TO FATHER BOROMIR!!!!""
Faramir: No, I had a good relationship with my brother. Although he did seem to overshadow me a lot...
Doodles: You're lucky. I have a BAD relationship with my devil brother.
Hika: You're lucky you don't have two.
Both: *pause and shudder*
Doodles: pheonixfeather asks, "Did you cry like a girl when you found out that your big brother was dead?"
Faramir: Well... I do confess I cried... but... NOT LIKE A GIRL!!!
Hika: Aww... *pats Faramir's back* Take it easy."How did you manage to be so cool with a whacked up family?" asks angua27.
Faramir: ... I do not know.
Hika: Neither did I.
Doodles: Yours is opposite, though. Your family's decently sane... and you're... not.
Hika: Thanks.
Doodles: .....yeah. GirlMeowth asks, "Hey, I saw the word Morimur written on a piece of paper, and I was wondering, is that the name of your evil stepbrother or something?"
Faramir: Er... no...
Hika: NOOOO!!! BOROMIR HAS AN EVIL TWIN NAMED RIMOROB!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doodles and Faramir: ..................
Hika: ....never mind. Eowyn, Eomund's Daughter asks...
Faramir: ....wait a minute... MY Eowyn?
Hika: No, other Eowyn.
Faramir: .....yeah.
Hika: Eowyn, Eomund's Daughter asks, "Does Eowyn know she's the luckiest girl in the WORLD?!"
Faramir: Why is she so lucky?
Doodles: Well, assuming this is a Faramir fangirl...
Hika: Trust, me, she is...
Doodles: ... probably because she married you.
Faramir: Ah... o.O
Doodles: The Oreo of Love asks, "Why is your father obsessed with burning things??"
Faramir: The world may never know.
Hika: .....*takes out a tootsie roll pop on instinct and sticks it into her mouth*
Doodles and Faramir: .....
Faramir: You put up with her like this?
Hika: *tries to take it out to talk* AHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S STUCK IN MY RUBBER BANDS! AHHHHH!
Doodles: No. I don’t.
Hika: *succeeds in taking out the sucker* .....stupid sucker. *throws it backstage*
Random Person Backstage: OW! What just hit me in the head... ewww...
All: .......
Hika: ....next question! Akiko-hime asks...
Random Person Backstage: AHHHH! IT'S STUCK IN MY HAIR!!!
Hika: .....Akiko-hime asks...
Random Person Backstage: I'M ALLERGIC TO SUGAR!!
Hika: .... -.- screw this. *throws a sharp object backstage*
Random Person Backstage: AHHH! SOMEONE STABBED ME IN THE... oh... I guess I'll die now then. *dies*
Doodles: Violent, aren't we.
Hika: Allergic to sugar? I needed to put them out of their misery.
Faramir: ....
Hika: Akiko-hime asks, "Why are you jealous of Boromir? Not that I don't like him (I don't actually), but he's a greedy, power-mad human who gets shot three times with arrows, dies, and then gets dropped over a waterfall. I wouldn't want to be him!"
Faramir: Neither would I, either, but then again... I was only jealous of him BEFORE he became a greedy, power-mad human who got shot three times with arrows, died, and got dropped over a waterfall. I DON'T want to be him.
Doodles: Mercuria asks, "What were you doing with Legolas in that closet at Galadriel's New Year's Party?" WHAT? IT BETTER HAVE BEEN NOTHING!
Faramir: IT WASN'T ANYTHING!!!! .....what's a New Year's Party?
Doodles: *puts away sharp objects* Never mind. You're excused.
Faramir: ... um... thanks. o.O
Doodles: Our next question comes from The Golden Dragon. "Why didn't you let Eowyn just marry Aragorn? I don't like Arwen."
Faramir: Because I loved her? What other reason would there be?
Hika: Tigerlilly Sackville-Baggins asks, "How high did you scream when you just kind of saw your brother's funeral boat floatin' down the river?"
Faramir: I didn't SCREAM. I gasped.
Doodles: -.- Doomy asks, "What's so precious about your precious fish that Smeagol was preciously eating from your preciously precious pool?????"
Faramir: ... o.O It wasn't the FISH, it was the fact that he had found out about the location of the pool and everything around it.
Hika: AHA. Are you sure you just didn't like the fish?
Faramir: -.- Yes. I'm sure.
Hika: "Did you ever have the urge to punch Boromir in the face because your dad favoured him more?" asks wdchick.
Faramir: No! I told you, I had a good relationship with my brother. And you don't need to repeat your little spiel about your brothers, either.
Both: *start to say something, then stop*
Faramir: -.-
Doodles: DragonMage asks, "YOU AM LUCKY! You almost got burned to death! Burning is fun! Do YOU LIKE BURNING!?!?!?"
Faramir: o.O Dear GOD! No, I do not like BURNING! It almost KILLED me.
Hika: I like burning! *sets fire to Doodles*
Doodles: AUGHHHHH! *dies*
Hika: Hee hee hee.
Faramir: o.O You just killed your friend! ...or... co-host.
Hika: I'm just here for moral support.
Doodles: *rezzes* And that was MY line.
Faramir: O.O
Both: Immortality spray. Don't ask.
Hika: StarKateFLG asks, "Do you ever get tired of being second banana to your brother? I mean, he got to run around with hobbits and elves and whatnot and run from horrible fire demons in mines and get killed by orcs, and all you get to do is sit around in Gondor and get picked on by your dad. Do you need a hug?"
Faramir: *sniff* Actually... I do... *sniff*
Both: AWWWWWWWWW!!! *give Faramir a hug*
Faramir: ... *sniff* Thanks.
Hika: *lets go* No problem!
Doodles: All in a day's work.
Faramir: Are you going to let me go now?
Hika: Iunno... there's a Super Episode coming up next... we might need you for that.
Faramir: But I was just here!
Doodles: Hika! *whack* We'll let him go. Besides, we can always kidnap him again.
Faramir: o.O I'd hope not.
Hika: Didn't you have fun?
Faramir: I got frightened.
Doodles: Then it's fun for us!
Faramir: o.O
Hika: SEE YOU NEXT TIME! AND THANK YOU ALL AGAIN FOR THE REVIEWS!
Doodles: MUAH! BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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            来试着翻一下萨鲁曼的…… 刚刚在那边贴过，幸好被V大捞上来了~~~
V大~~好人啊~~~
Hika: Hello! 欢迎来到铅笔秀！！
Doodles: 今天我们有一位特别的嘉宾~~.
Hika: 我们所深恶痛绝的~~
Doodles: 萨鲁曼！！欢迎~~
*不知名的人把萨鲁曼带了上来。*
Saruman: *仇恨地瞪视*
Hika: Hello.
Saruman: *仇恨地瞪视*
Doodles: 我们绑架了你，现在要强行要求你……
Saruman: *仇恨地瞪视*
Hika: 披露你的深藏的秘密 ！！
Saruman: *仇恨地瞪视*
Doodles: *狠打了萨鲁曼一下* 你能不能停止瞪啊？！
Saruman: *不那么仇恨地瞪视了*
Hika: 好吧，我们将从Fanfiction.net的所有观众中挑出问题。
Doodles: 第一个问题来自……我！！哇哈哈哈哈！！！
Hika: 你来问问题？！
Doodles: Mmhmm. 萨鲁曼，你是怎样让你的指甲又长又光的呢？
Saruman: 恩……这个……我把指甲留长并且使用隐形光亮剂。.
Both: OoOoOoooooooo...
Saruman: ......
Hika: 下一个问题来自Mr. BittleWinkle.
Saruman: ...............
Hika: "萨鲁曼，你是在哪里做的头发？？你的指甲呢？？
Saruman: 为什么老是要问到我的指甲？！
Doodles: 你的指甲看起来女里女气的。.
Both: *看着对方并且摇晃手指。* 女里女气的手！！
Saruman: ....
Saruman: 我是用魔法……把它们搞定的。.
Both: ...... 下一个问题!
Doodles: Stephanie 问到"如果索伦从一个悬崖上跳下去，你会不会跟着一起跳？？"
Saruman: 当然不！！索伦滚蛋后我就可以统治整个中州了！！哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈…………
*五分钟后*
...哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈!
Hika: -.- 你有完没完?
Saruman: 没有。哈哈哈哈. 现在完了。
Both: ......
Hika: Kate aka vampirezombiegirl 问到"你像一个女生一样尖叫吗？？因为你看起来很像一个暴丑的女生！！“
Saruman: 你冒犯了我！！！
Doodles: 但这是事实!
Hika: 现在！！
Saruman: *仇恨地瞪视*
Doodles: *用她的纸夹暴打他* 给我停止！！
Saruman: *停止仇恨地瞪视，开始揉自己脑袋*
Doodles: Mewteos 问你最喜欢的颜色是什么。.
Saruman: 粉红！！……糟糕，我是不是说的太大声了？
Both: *使劲压抑自己的笑声* 是的。
Hika: *终于笑了出来* 哈哈哈哈！！他喜欢粉红色！！小女生！！
Hika: Carbon-Based Biped 问到"欧散克那么高是不是弥补了你的某一些东西？"
Saruman: ................
Both: 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿!
Saruman: ................. 不不是！！！
Hika: 当然啦。阿拉贡和山姆也没有结婚。.
Doodles: 他们没有。至少现在没有。.
Hika: "你曾经希望过你叫做Tiffany 并且嫁给一个钟楼怪人吗？？" 提问的是StreetSoldierette.
Saruman: ……没有……
Doodles: Eowyn 问到"Is..." *读问题开始窃笑* Hika, 你来问这个问题。
Hika: 好吧。*读* "爱连·伍德是一个同性恋吗？？*看着萨鲁曼等答案，然后才意识到这个问题是？？？？*
Doodles: 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿~~
Hika: 爱连·伍德不是一个同性恋! 他是佛罗多！！我最爱的佛罗多~~~~~~~~~~~！！！！！！
Saruman: 谁是爱连·伍德？？
Doodles：佛罗多。
Hika: 佛罗多不是同性恋！！! *啜泣*
Doodles: 冷静点 HIKA!
Hika: *抽鼻子*
Doodles: *叹气* RedT asks 你是否意识到自己有一双怪眼。.
Saruman: 哦。啊？我有吗?
Hika: *叹气* 恩哼。.
Saruman: 哦。哦。
Doodles: 接着来……Bluerose asks, "到底你是怎么让你的头发那么直的?"
Saruman: *轻轻一撩他的头发* 这是自然直！！.
Both: .....................
Hika: *颤动* 好吧……就算是……
Doodles: ...令人不安的。
Hika: *点头*
Saruman: *仇恨地瞪视*
Doodles: *用她的纸夹暴打他*
Hika: "你为什么没有一顶像甘道夫那样的巫师大尖帽?" 问的人是Guardian Nanaki
Saruman: 因为我不是同性恋。
Hika: Coulda 愚弄我们。
Saruman: *仇恨地瞪视*
Doodles: *用她的纸夹猛力暴打他*
Hika: Viridis 问到, "树人对你做了些什么?"
Saruman: 他们毁了我漂亮的伊森加德！.
Doodles: 说老实话，在那时它已经很丑了。.
Saruman: Oh，闭嘴.
Hika: 我们最后一个问题, 来自tindomerel, "你比较喜欢哪一种死法？"
Saruman: 喝醉时从悬崖上掉下淹死。.
Doodles: 不喝醉可以吗？
Saruman: 啊？
Hika: 因为我们没时间……
Doodles: 也没有酒。
Hika: ...见鬼。
Saruman: ...为什么？
Doodles: 欧，没有什么。
Hika: 哦，真的没有什么！！*把萨鲁曼从随便一个悬崖扔了下去。* 再见！！
Doodles: *挥手* 拜拜~~
Saruman: 噢呜呜呜呜呜呜呜哇! *水声*
Hika: 嘿嘿。我们的节目到此结束。 下一集……莱格拉斯归来! 提出你的问题！！就是现在！！ 哇哈哈哈~~！！！!
Doodles: *用她的纸夹猛力暴打他*