《小白乱发贴扑街记》
人物:
BG同好会会长, 简称会长。
会员A,B。
喜好上网发帖的倒霉蛋,简称倒霉蛋。
第一幕,第一场
(开幕)
会长(上场):黑岛给关了,Bioware给并购了,FRCS被4版推倒了,我钟爱的BG系列难道已经死了吗?To be, or not to be, that is the question.
倒霉蛋:喂,告诉你一个好消息,BG要拍电影啦!
会长:(大喜)Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears!这是真的吗?
(会员A,B上场)
倒霉蛋:嘿嘿,我自然是有传说中的内线提供消息。不要以为世界上只有官方渠道,There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio。
会长:(手舞足蹈中)If music be the food of love, play on!我太高兴啦,哈哈哈!
会员A:会长,这是假消息来的……
会员B:Oh!The most unkindest cut of all!
会长:(怒,拔剑)O happy dagger!This is thy sheath; there rust, and let you die!
倒霉蛋:Is this a dagger which I see before me? 啊啊啊,出人命啦!(下场)
会长:别跑!Cowards die many times before their deaths!(下场)
会员A:Off with his head!(下场)
会长(场外):O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 哈哈,我找到你啦!
(战斗声)
会员A(场外):A hit, a very palpable hit!
倒霉蛋(场外):I am dying, Egypt, dying!
会长(场外):How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!
(落幕)
(完)