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引用第5楼光与影于2007-10-26 22:59发表的“”:
个人赞同狗狗的看法。
不过3r里的擒抱这个东西，卫生纸实在是应该出一本书好好地讲讲，顺带骗点钱……
WOTC presents:
BOOK OF OBSCENE COMBAT STYLES!
Introducing:
New Class:
"Epic Grappler", a warrior who specifies in the most obscene tricks of "
USHING" people!
New Feat:
"Call Shot To His Nuts", a brand new feat that allow you to land precise blows into certain unspeakable parts of your opponents' bodies. This feat is pushing trends of obscenity to its known limits. Oh, didn't we mention this only works on male characters before? We should.
"Improved Call Shot To His Nuts", same as above, just greater;
"Greater Call Shot To His Nuts", same as above, EVEN greater;
"Epic Call Shot To His Nuts", same as above but EPICALLY greater (we really need to make up something totally pointless to take up the space of our rule books, got it?)
New Artifacts:
"Nut-Cracker" the magic boots, characteristics implied by its name. (It has NOTHING to do with Tchaikovsky, mind you.)
