某只意志未过的FC犬被瞬间从电脑前击倒……但还是坚持看完了……
拜了，也败了……
[以下为剧透部分]（假如这也有剧透一说的话……）
镜头回放：巧克力工厂之SL传人 vs 素食主义者之黑武士大魔头
（Mark 主角 Jesus NPC1 Maria NPC2 Diculous Boss）
一帮人冲进总部，正面对质之刻……
Mark: You aren't my father!
Diculous: No, Mark. I'm your father.
Mark:What?(众人笑)
(Mark:Shall we tell him?
Maria:Yes, it's about time.)
Mark:No, Dick. I'm your father.
Dick:WTF?
Mark
ook, there's something that you need to know.
Maria and I was teenager that time....
That night, we got so drunk...
(镜头切换，两只小鼠在……交配)
We couldn't even figure out how to use a condom!
Dick:OMG!
Mark:So yeah, we.... are your parents!
Dick:Noooooooooooooooo!!!!(地动山摇)
Well, mom, dad...
There's something that you need to know.
(扔下黑武士面甲和衣服，露出……)
RealDick: I'm your daughter!
……
……以下省略N字，包括最终决战的内容……反正我是喷了……
