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Top Ten Reasons Raistlin Decided to Become a God   Kaeren Anderson and Darchala Chaoswind 1.It was Sunday, and the pubs were closed. 2.So he could tell Fizban where to stuff that @#% hat. 3.Warehouse full of surplus hourglass-eye medallions. 4.Amused by thought of hundreds of coughing, wheezing, perennially p***ed off acolytes. 5.Electric guitar not invented yet. 6.Too short for NBA. 7."Let's see Caramon top this!" 8.Create yellow moon and royally mess up tides on Krynn. 9.Accountant pointed out that he'd get Tak breaks if he discorporated. 10.Invisible bunnies told him to.

1.那是星期天，酒吧都关门了
2.那他就可以告诉痱子粉去哪塞满他那◎￥＃％※的帽子（stuff指啥啊？）
3.仓库放满了过剩的沙漏装饰品
4.为有着成千上百个咳嗽、气喘、永久p???ed的追随者的想法而感到愉快
5.那时候电吉他还没有发明
6.太矮而打不了NBA
7.“让我们在这上面看看，卡拉蒙！”（在这上面看看卡拉蒙先）
8.创造一个黄色的月亮，然后庄严地搞乱克莱恩的潮汐
9.会计师指出如果雷斯林不合作的话，他会把塔J弄到破产
10.隐形的宾尼兔告诉他这样做

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Top Ten Reason Raistlin Didn't Become a God   Kaeren Anderson and Darchala Chaoswind 1.Missed filling deadline. 2.Biased Solamnia judges gave low marks for artistic impression. 3.Realized he’d get more respect if he started a gourmet Tarbean tea franchise. 4.Too busy surfing the Web. 5.Abyss zoning department wouldn’t issue building permit for construction of “Raistland.” 6.Caramon threatened to do a trash TV segment entitled “My Brother is an Evil Deity.” 7.Spells not Y4C compliant. 8.Couldn’t sell his place in Palanthas because trees kept attacking potential buyers. 9.Hear rumor that Sargonnas wanted to be his consort. 10.Favorite couch wouldn’t fit through the Portal. 11.He did find on the written test, but man, he just bombed the personal interview... 12.The Abyss started to disagree with him: he came down with a sudden allergy to pink. 13.He didn't have time due to the success of his new cooking show Bat Guano: The Forgotten Spice 14.Takhisis didn't exactly go for gold... 15.Krynn could see up his skirt.

没心情翻啦，大家自便啦～～

QUOTE (AOEII @ 2003-08-17，16:43 PM)

QUOTE Top Ten Reason Raistlin Didn't Become a God    Kaeren Anderson and Darchala Chaoswind 1.Missed filling deadline. 2.Biased Solamnia judges gave low marks for artistic impression. 3.Realized he’d get more respect if he started a gourmet Tarbean tea franchise. 4.Too busy surfing the Web. 5.Abyss zoning department wouldn’t issue building permit for construction of “Raistland.” 6.Caramon threatened to do a trash TV segment entitled “My Brother is an Evil Deity.” 7.Spells not Y4C compliant. 8.Couldn’t sell his place in Palanthas because trees kept attacking potential buyers. 9.Hear rumor that Sargonnas wanted to be his consort. 10.Favorite couch wouldn’t fit through the Portal. 11.He did find on the written test, but man, he just bombed the personal interview... 12.The Abyss started to disagree with him: he came down with a sudden allergy to pink. 13.He didn't have time due to the success of his new cooking show Bat Guano: The Forgotten Spice 14.Takhisis didn't exactly go for gold... 15.Krynn could see up his skirt. 没心情翻啦，大家自便啦～～

嘿嘿
是因为看不懂才没心情的吧



（其实不查字典我也只能看懂三四条）

国外的确实精神物质生活丰富的要..

比较蠢的,我当时看top-10,雷斯林最喜欢的电视频道,10条好像唯一,最后就只在这一条笑出声...:

10,花花公子频道...(卡拉蒙指着电视:"小雷~兔子耶~~")

QUOTE (AOEII @ 2003-08-17，16:43 PM)

QUOTE Top Ten Reason Raistlin Didn't Become a God    Kaeren Anderson and Darchala Chaoswind 1.Missed filling deadline. 2.Biased Solamnia judges gave low marks for artistic impression. 3.Realized he’d get more respect if he started a gourmet Tarbean tea franchise. 4.Too busy surfing the Web. 5.Abyss zoning department wouldn’t issue building permit for construction of “Raistland.” 6.Caramon threatened to do a trash TV segment entitled “My Brother is an Evil Deity.” 7.Spells not Y4C compliant. 8.Couldn’t sell his place in Palanthas because trees kept attacking potential buyers. 9.Hear rumor that Sargonnas wanted to be his consort. 10.Favorite couch wouldn’t fit through the Portal. 11.He did find on the written test, but man, he just bombed the personal interview... 12.The Abyss started to disagree with him: he came down with a sudden allergy to pink. 13.He didn't have time due to the success of his new cooking show Bat Guano: The Forgotten Spice 14.Takhisis didn't exactly go for gold... 15.Krynn could see up his skirt. 没心情翻啦，大家自便啦～～

即兴翻译一下：

小雷不封神的top 10理由
1.错过截止日期。
2.有偏见的索兰尼亚法官给他的形象打了低分。
3.意识到如果他能获得精制Tarbean茶的特许经销权将获得更多的尊敬。
4.忙于网络冲浪。
5.深渊建设部否决了建设“雷斯林地”的提议。
6.卡拉蒙威胁说他要做一期名为“我的弟弟是个邪恶的神”的电视短片。
7.法术未通过千年虫校检。
8.由于树木不断攻击有意购买他在帕兰萨斯的产业的人而使其无法卖出。
9.听到谣传说沙苟纳想要成为他的配偶。
10.最喜欢的睡椅无法通过传送门。
11.他确实通过了笔试，但是，他把面试场地给炸掉了……
12.深渊中开始对他产生不同意见：他突然对粉红色产生了异常的反感。
13.由于他最新试制的菜肴巴托·关诺：被遗忘的香料而无暇封神。
14.塔克西丝并不那么热爱金钱。
15.全克莱恩都可以看到他的裙底风光。

典型的美式幽默，个人认为不是很有趣。

QUOTE (天生云 @ 2003-08-18，08:27 AM)

典型的美式幽默，个人认为不是很有趣。

因为这样才没什么热情

还有我那去了物理重点班的同学打电话过来说：“我这个班的旧同学很多啊～～”
弄得我心情全无…………