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不好意思，到现在才贴出来，因为这个星期有一些突如其来的事情，这一章就是我和Kylin有的最后一章了，希望大家能enjoy it.以后再有，我和Kylin也一定会照翻不勿的。谢谢大家的支持！！:p <br><br>第六章<br>Aragron迷惑的看着Legolas就好象他突然长了两个脑袋.这位他孩子的父亲或是母亲或是随便任何人,到底在说什么?<br> Legolas带着哭腔的尖叫中充满了愤怒,"看在Valar的份上,ARAGORN,*快*跑*!!"<br> Aragorn困惑的眼神在精灵的脸上形成焦点..他决定看向Galadriel,也许她对Legolas如此这般奇怪的行为会有所解释.当他与精灵女王四目相对时,一切都明白了.<br> Gegolas的眼睛看上去甚至像要从头上爆裂出来似的,她的全身因为强烈的怒火而摇晃着.这对Aragron来说只可能意味着一件事.Galadriel*知*道*了*.<br> 不想浪费哪怕只是0.01秒逗留在这里思考Galadriel是如何发现的,或是想象她将会如何的“宰了他".Aragron嗖的站起来,逃跑.<br> 但他很快发现,自己根本不知道该怎样走出这个图书馆.所以他折回了脚步,去面对Galadriel.<br> 他痛苦的迈着每一步,慢慢向Galadriel和Legolas靠近,走到拐角处时一本书飞过来,不偏不斜,正中他四方型的大脸.他迅速的(以一个人类国王应有的反应)撤了回来(或者其实更应该说,跳了回来),以避免更多的"导弹"飞向他.<br> "阿.拉.桑.之.子.阿.拉.贡,到.这.里.来.*现在!!*"<br> Galadriel的声音从拐角传了过来,同时游荡者的心脏被恐惧射穿.<br> 极不情愿的,Aragron从书架后走了出来,走进Galadriel犹如火焰一般的视线之中.他深深的吸了一口气,准备好了让自己葬身于无数不可想象的巨大的书的轰击下.万幸的是,并没书飞过来,取而代之的，是可怕的寂静.<br> 想到Galadriel可能正在窥视自己的内心,Aragron暗自诅咒着,谨慎的抬起头,小心的睁开双眼,看向Gragron和Legolas 的方向.他看到的既让他惊奇,又让他稍稍放了心,但同时那似乎是暗藏着的恐惧使他不安.<br> Galadriel,Legolas,还有一堆关于精灵的传统结婚典礼的书.<br> Galadriel面带微笑的看着他.这微笑中包含着窃喜与讽刺.A不知自己是否应该留在这里,还是碰碰运气一路靠自己跑回Gondor去,然后把自己反锁在Citadel里,再布下严密的护卫.<br> "我决定...我会原谅你背叛我的外孙女,却让一个男精灵怀了孕,"Aragron松了口气,但他马上就会发现自己有了多么大的麻烦了."但条件是,"Galadriel继续着.Aragron感到他的心在下沉,"在Lothlien期间你必须和Legolas 结婚,"Aragron几乎看到了希望--那还不算太坏,不是吗?"而你,ARAGORN,得穿婚纱."<br> Aragron对着Galadriel,下巴都快掉下来了,他没想到这一招.正要提出抗议时却听到对从精灵王子方向传来的窃笑. Aragron看着Legolas,精灵用手掩着嘴正笑的不亦乐乎,甚至还流了眼泪.游荡者不知该对Legolas说什么,所以他只是满面愁容的瞪着他的精灵爱人.<br> “婚纱爸爸，Aragron，”L从笑声中挤出几个字，同时指向身旁的座位示意Aragron坐下。Aragron垂头丧气的瘫在椅子上，只觉得天地昏暗无光。<br> Galadriel和Legolas开始查阅那些书籍，想从各种华丽夺目的婚纱中选出最适合Aragron的一款；让Aragron感到沮丧的是，他们已经完全的，彻底的把这次来图书馆的真正目的抛在了脑后，只能坐在那里自己生闷气，可怜的人！<br> “你们想过要给孩子取什么名字了吗？”过了一会儿，Galadriel向他们两个人问到。<br> 大男人们眨了眨眼睛算是给了个回答。<br> “好好好吧，我把这个当成“没有”……Legolas离产期只有3个月了，相信我这时间一晃就到，但在你们头脑里竟然没有要给孩子取名字的概念？Aragron，他最近一直很犯傻，所以我还能理解，倒是你，Legolas？你真的没有想过吗？”Galadriel一脸不相信的表情。<br> Legolas开始解释说是战斗和魔戒的力量让他分了心，而在另一头，Aragron已经在考虑着一个名字了。<br> “Gilraen怎么样？”他建议到。<br> “真是一个可怕的名字！”Legolas大叫着，并吐出了舌头以表示不屑。<br> Aragron冲有身孕的人眯起了眼睛，“这是我.母.亲.的名字。”他的声音听起来像是随时都可能爆发。<br> Legolas不知所措的笑着，“我说过它很难听吗？我的意思是…它很美，真的很美…只是我并不用它来称呼我的孩子。”<br> “而且，”Galadriel插进来，“你们无法知道生的是男孩还是女孩，所以你们需要做两手准备—一样起一个…奥，如果是双胞胎怎么办？或者还有可能是三胞胎呢？”听到这种假设Aragron和Legolas都变得面无血色，“我提议你们应该列出一个名字的单子，就像我生我女儿Celebrin时一样。”<br> Legolas朝着Galadriel微笑，暂时不去考虑双胞胎或更多的可能性，“谢谢，我会列一个单子…但你有没有什么好名字吗？”<br> “恩…这样的话，”Galadriel沉思了一会儿说道，“Celebamrs怎么样？”<br> “银色的日出？”Legolas说道，“它很美，真的，但是我更喜欢一些更加…实际的，你知道我的意思。”<br> “要普通一点的吗？”Galadriel笑了，“Legolas，你的孩子将是黑森林的王子与未来冈多国王的结晶，当然如果Aragron要比我认为的聪明的多的话，”Aragron瞪着Galadriel。Galadriel没理他。“而且，这个孩子将会是一个半精灵，最重要的，他是由两个男人所生。所以普通的名字是不可能适合他的。”Galadriel的声音温柔起来，带着无限的怜悯。<br> Legolas叹了口气，低头看着他肿胀的腹部，“我想你是对的，”他悲伤的说。<br> Galadriel大笑，“我当然是对的！我总是对的！”<br> Galadriel继续向这对爱人大侃特侃着他们的婚礼应该如何举行，他们应该穿什么（她非常严肃的考虑着要让Aragron穿一件粉底有花纹的婚纱），结婚戒指，要邀请的宾客…总之所有的事情，除了Legolas是怎样怀上孕的这个首要的问题。<br> <br><br><br><!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> 原文*****<br><br>Aragorn looked at Legolas as if he had two heads. What on Middle Earth <br>was the father/mother/whatever of his child on about?<br><br>Legolas let out an exasperated sign through his panicked cries, "For <br>Valar's sake, Aragorn, RUN!"<br><br>Aragorn's look on puzzlement was fixed on his face. He decided to look <br>to Galadriel to see if she had any clue why Legolas was acting so <br>strangely. As his eyes met with the Elven Sorceress, he realised.<br><br>Galadriel's eyes were popping out of her head and she was spluttering <br>indignantly. This could only mean one thing in Aragorn's mind. <br>Galadriel *knew*.<br><br>Not wanting to stick around to find out exactly how Galadriel had found <br>out, or how she was going to kill him, Aragorn stood and ran for it.<br><br>He soon realised he hadn't a clue as to how to get out of the library, <br>so he retraced his steps and went to face Galadriel.<br><br>He walked painfully slowly down an isle toward where Galadriel and <br>Legolas were, and was just turning the corner when a book came flying <br>out of nowhere, and smacked him square in the face. He quickly stepped <br>(or rather, jumped) back to avoid more projectiles being thrown at him.<br><br>"ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, GET YOUR BACKSIDE OUT HERE *NOW*" <br>Galadriel's voice came from round the corner, and struck fear and <br>terror into the heart of the Ranger.<br><br>Reluctantly, Aragorn stepped out from behind the book stack, and into <br>Galadriel's line of fire. He braced himself, expecting to be hit with a <br>volley of books, incredibly big books. Luckily for Aragorn, no books <br>were thrown. Instead, there was an eerie silence.<br><br>Possible curses Galadriel could have placed on him ran through his mind <br>as he gingerly lifted his head and opened his eyes to look in Galadriel <br>and Legolas's direction. What he saw when he looked both surprised, <br>relieved and horrified him.<br><br>Galadriel, Legolas, and a pile of traditional Elven wedding books.<br><br>Galadriel looked up with a smile on her face. The smile bordered on <br>happy and sardonic. Aragorn didn't know where or not he should stay, or <br>try his luck at running all the way to Gondor without any supplies, and <br>locking himself in the Citadel, with heavily armed guards.<br><br>"I've decided that I'm going to forgive you for betraying my Grand <br>daughter, and for getting a male Elven prince pregnant," Aragorn let <br>out a sigh of relief; he'd thought he was in deep trouble then! "On one <br>condition," Galadriel continued. Aragorn felt his heart sink, "You and <br>Legolas marry during your stay here in Lothlien," Aragorn's sprits <br>rose slightly - that wouldn't be so bad, would it? "And you, Aragorn, <br>shall wear the wedding dress."<br><br>Aragorn gaped at Galadriel. He hadn't expected that one. He was about <br>to protest when he heard sniggering coming from the direction of the <br>Elven prince. He looked at Legolas, who was covering his mouth with his <br>had, while laughing, sniggering, and tears were rolling down his face. <br>The Ranger couldn't think of anything to say to Legolas, so he just <br>scowled at his Elven lover.<br><br>"Havo dad, Aragorn," Legolas said through his laughter, gesturing to <br>the seat next to him. Aragorn flopped down into the seat dejectedly.<br><br>Galadriel and Legolas started flicking through the books, looking at <br>the various dresses and commenting on which Aragorn would look best in; <br>the original purpose of their time in the library completely and <br>utterly forgotten, much to Aragorn's dismay. Aragorn sat and sulked the <br>entire time.<br><br>"Have you had any ideas about what you're going to call the child?" <br>Galadriel asked them both after a while.<br><br>The two men just blinked at her in reply.<br><br>"Riiight, I'll take that as a no then... Legolas only has 3 months left <br>before he gives birth, and believe me that'll fly by, and the concept <br>of naming the child hasn't even crossed your minds? Aragorn, I can <br>understand, as he's been quite stupid lately, but you Legolas? You <br>haven't even thought about it?" Galadriel asked incredulously.<br><br>Legolas started to explain that the whole fighting thing and trying to <br>focus on the One Ring of power had been slightly preoccupying his mind. <br>Aragorn on the other hand, began to ponder on a name.<br><br>"How about Gilraen?" Aragorn suggested.<br><br>"That's a horrible name!" Legolas exclaimed, and he stuck his tongue <br>out in disgust.<br><br>Aragorn narrowed his eyes at the pregnant man, "It was my mothers <br>name," his voice was almost dangerous.<br><br>Legolas laughed nervously, "Did I say disgusting? I mean beautiful, <br>really beautiful... but not something I'd like to call me child."<br><br>"Also," Galadriel butted in, "You don't know if the child will be a boy <br>or a girl, so you need to decide on both a boys name, and a girls <br>name... oh, and what if you have twins, or triplets?" Both Legolas and <br>Aragorn paled at the prospect of a multiple birth, "I'd suggest writing <br>a list of names, that's what I did with my daughter Celebr僘n."<br><br>Legolas smiled at Galadriel, ignoring the possibility of twins or <br>triplets for the moment, "Thanks, I'll make a list... but do you have <br>any suggestions?" he asked.<br><br>"Well," Galadriel started, pondering as she spoke, "How about <br>Celebamr甁?"<br><br>"'Silver sunrise'?" Legolas said, "It's pretty, sure, but I'd like <br>something a bit more... practical, if you know what I mean."<br><br>"Something normal?" Galadriel laughed, "Legolas, your child is the <br>child of the Prince Of Mirkwood, and the future King of Gondor, <br>assuming Aragorn is a lot smarter than I'm beginning to think he is," <br>Aragorn glared at her. Galadriel ignored him, "And, the child will be <br>half Elven, and to top that, born of two men. Normal will just not be <br>possible for it." Galadriel's voice softened sympathetically as she <br>finished speaking.<br><br>Legolas sighed and looked down at his swollen belly, "I guess you're <br>right," he said sorrowfully.<br><br>Galadriel laughed, "Of course I'm right! I'm always right!"<br><br>Galadriel continued to speak to the couple, talking about how their <br>wedding ceremony would be, what they would wear (she was seriously <br>considering making Aragorn wear a purple floral wedding dress), about <br>the Rings, about the guests... about everything, except how Legolas is <br>pregnant in the first place.<br><br>******<br>PS:好想知道小莱生的是男是女的说~~~~<br><br><!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteBegin--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><i>最初由 nobleelf 发布</i><br><b>太好笑了，拜托把原作者的E—mail给来，我想催稿啊！！！！！！！！！！ </b><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>就是这个了，不过作者似乎很长时间没续写了，该不会是人间蒸发了吧……<br>Author: Syndarys (syndarys@hotmail.com) 没了？？ <!--emo&:angry:--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif'><!--endemo--> 你表死啊！~<br>我还想看呢~~<br>写完再死没人阻止啊！！！！页:
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