这是第五章^^
不好意思.<br>作为小莱迷,我翻译着也感到痛心呢,竟然被恶搞成那个样子~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<br><br>第五章<br> 这一天晚些时候,魔戒队继续着他们的旅行,来到了Nimrodel。因为肯定在到达Lothlien之后会得到充足的食物,Legolas的心情出奇的好(Gandalf,那是谁呀?).这"出奇的好"所导致的直接后果就是Legolas像加满油的飞机一翻超速行走以至于其他人在途中不得不叫了他20多次暂停.<br> Legolas看着眼前的小溪心情轻松起来,这让他感到由衷的快乐.现在即使最小的事物也能影响他的心情:一点不对头的情况出现就会招致泪如泉涌或是拳脚相加;最轻微的气味也可以刺激他对食物的渴望.甚至是他也对自己越来越离谱的行为感到气愤.当魔戒队穿过了溪流,Legolas却转了回来.<br> "啊,我现在想要吟唱一首歌唱Nimrodel的歌,一位在很久以前住在这小溪边精灵族少女,"他张开嘴作欲唱状,但胃中一阵突然的搅动却淹没了他.他睁大了眼睛,一边用手迅速的捂上嘴,一边野蛮的示意其他人赶快为他让路.他快速移动到小溪边,接着又开始了例行的"清胃".其他人只能一脸苦相的走开了.<br> "呕~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Legolas呻吟着,最终停止了,然后捧起清净的溪流洗了脸.<br> 他站了起来,示意众人继续.他们照做了,痛苦的表情固定在了脸上.<br> 过了一会,他们与Haldir和他的兄弟们邂逅,并准备在树上度过了这一夜.<br> "你怎么了?"Haldir问Legolas,"看上去就像刚刚死过一样!"<br> "我说了你会嘲笑我的."Legolas说.<br> "不,我不会.我发誓."Haldir回答道.<br> "那..好吧.-那个..我怀孕了."<br> Haldir的笑声传遍了整个树林,Legolas把头埋在手里.<br> "看吧,我就说过"你会嘲笑我的."但你听了吗?呜~~~~~~"Legolas现在满心的痛苦和抱怨,"我的天,在树上真不舒服--你难道没有垫子吗?"他问道.<br> Haldir向他眉尖一挑,"你.是.在.说.真.的,"他一脸正经的盯着Legolas.<br> "我当然是!为什么我要撒谎说怀孕了?!"Legolas已经有些咬牙切齿.<br> Haldir退缩了,"抱歉,我没有别的意思,"他马上做了道歉,"只是,你知道,男人是不经常怀孕的."<br> "是的,这我知道,"Legolas转动眼睛,"我希望Galadriel能帮助我."<br> Haldir点点头,"好了,现在最好去休息一会;我们明天出发带你们去见Lady Galadriel."<br> 随后,每个人都睡了...啊,不,实际上除了Aragron每个人都睡了.他很清醒,而且有些不知所措.Galadriel一定会宰了他的;这甚至要比Arwen还可怕.这下整个中州的精灵人口都将流着他的血液.想到这些让他无法入睡.<br> **********<br> 第二天早晨<br> **********<br> Legolas打着哈欠,像小猫一样的伸着懒腰.他站了起来,轻轻的揉着眼睛.一个变化让他心情舒畅:他不再像以前在早上那样觉得恶心,实际上,他觉得很奇妙.带着灿烂的笑容,他下了树,看见霍比特人正坐在那里准备食物.<br> Legolas朝他们皱起眉头,"要知道,你们这样会烧到自己的;为什么不让我来呢?"他自荐道.<br> 霍比特人转过身看着他.<br> Legolas走上前来,招呼霍比特人离开了火."这样的火是很危险的,孩子们,"他让他们在离火堆两英尺的地方排成一排坐下.然后转回来,开始做霍比特人在Moria里特地背着他珍藏的熏肉,鸡蛋和面包.<br> 完成之后,他把食物装进每个霍比特人的盘子里,确定他们是平均分配."小心,现在很烫!"他警告他们.<br> "恩,Legolas?"Frodo看了一眼自己的食物,问道.<br> "什么,Frodo?"Legolas微笑着回应.<br> "你知道我已经51岁了,不是吗?我并不是一个小孩子了..."他小心翼翼的说着,确保自己的话不会招来什么灾难."你可以不必这样来照顾我们...我们能..."Frodo停了下来,因为Legolas已经低下了头,泪水在眼眶中聚集."这不说我们不喜欢这样,真的!"他说着,试着在错误变大之前挽回一些.非常不幸的,已经太晚了.<br> "你们都不理解我!"Legolas说着,又开始了哭泣."我只是想要帮助你们,想要确保你们的安全,但是,不......"他停止了哭泣吸了吸鼻子,"你们却拒绝我!"接着又开始哭了.<br> 霍比特人面面相觑.然后Frodo犯了一个致命的错误:把手臂环在Legolas的肩上来安慰他.在意识到这点之前,可怜的霍比特人已经快要在Legolas极度有力的拥抱中被压死了.他很快被泪水所淹没而且衬衫又毫无例外的成了面纸.<br> "救--命,"Frodo费尽力气设法向他的朋友求救,"不--能..呼--吸..".其他霍比特人忧伤的看着他,耸了耸肩.Sam对他做了"抱歉"的口型.<br> 幸运的是,在这一刻,Aragron,Boromir,Gimili,Haldir和他的兄弟们从树中出现了,并把Frodo从Legolas依然很紧的怀抱中揪了出来.Frodo痛哭流涕的感谢了他们,并且决定在之后的一天里和Legolas保持适当的距离.<br> *****<br><br>(待序)<br>PS:见到Galadridel以后就有好戏看了,哈,可怜的A大叔~~~~~~~~~~<br>大家一起期待吧,我们会努力的,谢谢@@<br><br><br><br><br><br><!--emo&:P--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tongue.gif'><!--endemo--> 啊啊啊啊啊！！小莱的形象已经被完全毁灭了！！大人加油啊！快写出下一章！！我很想看到A大叔见到G奶奶是什么情景～～ 小莱呀小莱呀~~~~你好可爱啊~~~~！<br><br>继续继续~~我比较想看小莱对Haldir的说~~！<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> 小莱呀小莱呀~~~~你好可爱啊~~~~！<br><br>继续继续~~我比较想看小莱对Haldir的说~~！<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> 你是不是从那个变态网上找来的拉？？<br>就是偶发照照的那个 英文版呢？ <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tongue.gif'><!--endemo--> 对不起,一着急给忘了....马上贴.<br><br>Later that day, having resumed their travel, the company arrived at <br>Nimrodel. Legolas was in a particularly good mood, having been <br>reassured before hand that they would get some food when they got to <br>Lothlien. This resulted in Legolas speeding up quite drastically, and <br>having to be called to a halt a dozen times during the day's walk.<br><br>Legolas looked at the stream and felt light hearted and happy. The <br>smallest of things was effecting his mood now; a remark taken out of <br>turn would result in tears, or a violent responce, and slight smells <br>would result in him pining for food. Even he was getting irritated by <br>his behavior. Once the company had cross the stream, Legolas turned <br>back to it.<br><br>"Ah, I feel like singing one of the songs of the maiden Nimrodel, an <br>Elven woman who lived beside the stream long ago," Legolas opened his <br>mouth to sing, but suddenly the urge to throw up over whelmed him. His <br>eyes widened, and he clapped one hand to his mouth, gesturing wildly <br>for everyone to get out of his way with the other. He moved quickly to <br>the side of the stream, and promptly threw up in it. Everyone else <br>grimaced and turned away.<br><br>"Uurrgghhh," Legolas groaned as he stopped throwing up, and rinsed his <br>face with some of the clean water.<br><br>He stood up, and motioned for everyone to continue. And they did, with <br>the grimaces still fixed on their faced.<br><br>After a short while, they came across Haldir and his brothers, and <br>climbed up some trees to spend the night there.<br><br>"Whats wrong with you?" Haldir asked Legolas, "You look like death <br>warmed up!"<br><br>"You'll laugh if I tell you," Legolas said.<br><br>"No I wont! I promise." Haldir replied.<br><br>"Okay - I'm pregnant." answered Legolas<br><br>The sounds of Haldir's laughter filled the woods, causing Legolas to <br>hold his head in his hands.<br><br>"See, I did say 'You'll laugh if I tell you,' but did you listen? <br>Nooo..." Legolas was in full on moaning and complaining mood now, "My <br>god its uncomfortable in this tree - dont you have any cusions?" he <br>asked.<br><br>Haldir raised an eyebrow at him, "You're telling the truth," he stated <br>a-matter-of-factly as he stared at Legolas.<br><br>"Of course I am! Why would I lie about being pregnant?!" Legolas hissed <br>at him.<br><br>Haldir flinched, "Sorry, didnt mean anything by it," he quickly <br>appologised, "it's just that, y'know, guys dont usually end up <br>pregnant."<br><br>"Yes, I know that," Legolas rolled his eyes, "I'm hoping that Galadriel <br>will be able to help me."<br><br>Haldir nodded, "Well, best get some rest for tonight; we'll head out <br>tomorrow to take you all to see the Lady Galadriel."<br><br>Then, everyone went to sleep... well, all except Aragorn that was. He <br>was wide awake, and biting his nails. Galadriel was going to seriously <br>kill him; even more so than Arwen was. He was going to have the entire <br>Elven population of Middle Earth after his blood. He was in no mood to <br>sleep thanks to those prospects.<br><br>******<br><br>The Follwing Morning<br><br>*****<br><br>Legolas yawned, and stretched out in a very cat-like way. He sat up, <br>and rubbed his eyes slightly. He was in a very good mood for a change; <br>he didnt feel sick as he usually did in the morning, infact, he felt <br>absolutely fantastic. He smiled brightly and climbed down the tree, to <br>find the Hobbits sitting there cooking some food.<br><br>Legolas frowned at them, "You know, you could burn yourself while <br>cooking; why not let me do it?" he volunteered.<br><br>The hobbits turned at stared at him.<br><br>Legolas made his way over, and ushered the four Hobbits away from the <br>fire. "It's very dangerous having open fires like this, boys," he sat <br>them down in a row 2 foot away from the fire. He then turned back, and <br>started to cook the bacon, eggs and bread that the Hobbits had <br>obviously kept hidden from him while in Moria.<br><br>When he was done, he dished the food out to each of the Hobbits, making <br>sure they had fair shares each. "Careful now, it's hot!" he warned <br>them.<br><br>"Uhm, Legolas?" Frodo asked, as he glanced up from his food.<br><br>"Yes Frodo?" Legolas said with a smile.<br><br>"You know I'm 51 dont you? I'm not a child..." he said slowly, eyeing <br>Legolas to make sure his words werent causing offence. "You dont need <br>to look after us all like this.. we can.." Frodo stopped as Legolas's <br>face turned upside down and tears began to form in his eyes. "It's not <br>that we dont appreciate it, really!" he said, trying amend the damage <br>before it was too late. Unfortunately, it was too late.<br><br>"You dont care about me!" Legolas said, beginning to sob again, "I'm <br>only trying to help, trying to make sure you're all safe, but no..." he <br>paused and blew his nose, "You just reject me!" he started to cry <br>again.<br><br>All the Hobbits looked at eachother. Then Frodo made the mistake of <br>putting his arm on Legolas's shoulder in a comforting move. Before he <br>knew it, the poor Hobbit was being crushed to death in one of Legolas's <br>extremely powerful hugs. He was also being covered in tears and having <br>his shirt used as a tissue.<br><br>"He-lp," Frodo managed to breath out to his friends, "Ca-nt br-ea-the". <br>The other Hobbits looked at him with sad faces, and shrugged. Sam <br>mouthed 'sorry' to him.<br><br>Luckily, at that moment, Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli, Haldir and his <br>brothers appeared from their trees, and pried Frodo from Legolas's <br>tight grasp. Frodo thanked them profusely, and decided to make sure he <br>kept a good distance from Legolas for the rest of the day. 食欲大增，想睡觉~~这些是初期症状吧？<br><br>然后——头发枯黄分叉，脸上扑通扑通的冒小豆豆？<br><br>最后——在腹腔的部分会突出一个皮球……或者篮球？<br><br>汗~~~~~<br><br>也许精灵们的生育方法和我们人类是不一样的？<br><br>尤其是一个精灵man要生精灵baby……<br><br>（胡思乱想中……汗~） 好文文 啊！！！！！！！有够变态！:D <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> 没有下文了吗？？<br>快翻译啊<br>那句 “男人是不经常怀孕的”，一滴汗 这就是说还有别的男人也~~~~~~~~~ :wub: 快快~~~~~我要小莱~~~~~~快~~~~~哦,对拉翻好有谁能上QQ通知我一声吗?谢谢~~~~~~~~<br>QQ:298525160<br>(是小莱密的都要加哦)~ <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif'><!--endemo--> 翻好拉来通知我好吗?<!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo--><!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo--><!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo--><br>QQ:298525160~~~~~~<br>谢谢~~~~~<br>还有~~~~~<br>小莱不是男的吗?<!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo--><!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo--><br>怀孕是咋回事?<!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo--><!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&(L)--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/heart.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='heart.gif'><!--endemo--> 还有还有~~~~~~~~~<br>还有关与小莱的同人吗?<br>我想看看~~~~~<br>希望各位前辈多多指教哦~~~~<br> <!--emo&^_^--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/happy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='happy.gif'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif'><!--endemo--> 我很无聊的~~~~~<br>费话暴多~~~~~<br>多得可以淹死你们!!!<br>可是我不会这样做的~~~~<br>因为我爱小莱~~~~ <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif'><!--endemo--> <br>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 雨君啊~~~~~~<br>我哦~~~~~~~<br> <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif'><!--endemo--> 哈哈哈哈哈哈<br>想不到把~~~~~<br>哎~~~~<br>只要有关莱莱的东东我都不可能不知道哦~~~~<br>爱死莱莱拉~ <!--emo&:wub:--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/wub.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wub.gif'><!--endemo--> <br>问个白痴级的问提~<br>莱莱为啥这么帅?<!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo-->?<br>为啥A大叔这么讨厌?<!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo-->?<br>老欺负莱莱呢?<!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif'><!--endemo-->?<br>问题完毕等待回答中~~~ <!--emo&-_---><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/sleep.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sleep.gif'><!--endemo-->页:
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