翻译Impossible Circumstances(魔戒之不思议事件)
俗话说:"爱他就要恶搞他."以下是我和Kylin翻译的一篇外国恶搞同人。<br><!--emo&:P--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tongue.gif'><!--endemo--> ******Title: Impossible Circumstances<br>Author: Syndarys (syndarys@hotmail.com)<br>Pairing: Aragorn/Legolas (Frodo/Sam implied)<br>Rating: PG<br>Summary: After a drunken interlude in Rivendell, all seems fine between <br>Aragorn and Legolas... that is, until Legolas starts throwing up in the <br>morning, and having slight mood swings... it'd almost make a person <br>believe he was pregnant, but thats impossible... right?<br>Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans <br>on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me <br>of my beans on toast.<br>Authors Notes & Warnings: Slash (A/L) resulting in male pregnancy <br>(lol!), and some bad language. Proof of the fact I have a warped sense <br>of humor.<br>以上是作者的一些notes,文中如涉及一些比较BT的东西，我们希望大家根据自己的接受能力来选择，无论是感想，建议，意见，牢骚，批评...我们都欢迎大家的回帖:) 如果大家都觉得无法接受，我们会随时终止，但还是希望大家无论如何把它看完，毕竟是几个通宵的功夫呀~~~~我们会在每章翻译后贴出原文，英文高手可直接看原文，希望对我们的翻译发表意见:p<br><br> 魔戒之不思议事件 第一章<br> 那是在魔戒队向索隆出发的一个月之前,Aragron决定去见一见Legolas,这位已隔数年未曾谋面的挚友.他们初遇之时Aragron还只是个未经世事的少年.在那段日子总能看到他们俩在一起形影不离.无奈随着时间悄然流逝,黑暗渐渐笼罩中州大地,相聚的机会越来越少,终于停止在大约十年之前.<br> "真是好久不见,我亲爱的朋友,"Aragron轻声问候着靠近精灵.Legolas就坐在那里,在垂柳下的长椅上,身边一趟清流泛着银光缓缓滑下山谷汇入Bruinen河.精灵抬起头与他眼神相遇,然后笑了.<br> "确实如此,'他答道,"过来这里,Aragron."他向人类招手,并轻轻拍着身边的空位."坐下来,我们来叙叙旧." <br> Aragron点点头并在精灵的身边坐下来.游荡者的脸上现出一抹微笑.<br> "来一杯如何?"他问道,从身后拿出两只高脚杯和一瓶上乘的精灵酒.Legolas笑着并满是渴望的点点头.<br> "当然!"<br> Aragron斟满了酒杯,递一杯给身边的精灵.<br> "应该有什么祝酒辞吧,"游荡者说道,"让我想想......为了我们远征的开始!"<br> Legolas微笑着赞同--朋友间的默契让他知道接下来该是什么,"为我们的远征!"酒杯互撞后,他们一饮而尽.<br> "为了..."精灵停下来思考着,"为了这美酒!"他终于说道,"失去了它,我们便无法如此开怀!"<br> "为了这美酒!"Aragron又满上一杯.<br> 这样的情景持续了半个小时,直到酒瓶再也无法空出半滴.于是所有的事物:树木,草丛,晨星,以及刚才被祝福的一切,包括人类和精灵,此刻都被笼罩在浓郁而又美好的醉意之中.<br> "恩...多美的树,"精灵将双臂环绕上垂柳的树干,"我热爱树木!"<br> 由于酒精的作用,Legolas突然觉得这世间一切事物是那么美好,那么可爱--"还有你,我美丽的精灵!"--Aragron也是一样的好心情.<br> "我的美丽并不及你,我可爱的人类!呵呵呵呵..."Legolas以手遮口咯咯的笑了,却因为过于激动而倒在了地上.<br> Aragron慢慢移动让自己靠近精灵,然后用臂揽住Legolas,'你是我最最..最..最好的朋友,我的!"他灿烂的笑着,紧紧环住精灵.<br> "我爱你!"Legolas还给人类一个同样紧紧的拥抱,"我最爱的人类!"<br> "我也爱你!"Aragron回应着.(虽然忍不住打了一个嗝)<br> 不可思议的爱情就这样发生了.不久以后,他们自然而然的在垂柳的庇护下,长椅上的二人世界中做起恋人们该做的事情.<br> <br>怎么样？下面的才是真正的不可思议的事呢，我们来期待Kylin吧<br> <br><!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> <br>这是原文：<br>A month before the Fellowship was set to depart on their quest, Aragorn <br>decided to go and meet with Legolas, as he had not seen him in ages. <br>They had first met years ago when Aragorn was but a teenager, and they <br>had seen eachother frequently during his youth. But as the years <br>progressed, and times grew darker, their meetings dwindled and finally <br>stopped almost 10 years ago.<br><br>"It's been a while, my friend," Aragorn greeted Legolas as he <br>approached the Elf. Legolas was sitting outside, on a bench beneith a <br>weeping Willow tree, on the bank of a small stream that flowed with <br>silvery water down the valley toward the river Bruinen. Legolas looked <br>up at him and smiled.<br><br>"Indeed," he replied. "Come Aragorn," he beckoned to the man, and <br>patted the seat beside him, "Sit with me, and let us talk."<br><br>Aragorn nodded and sat down beside him. A grin appeared on the Ranger's <br>face.<br><br>"Care for a drink?" he asked, pulling two champagne flutes and a bottle <br>of the finest Elven wine availible from behind his back. Legolas <br>laughed and nodded eagerly.<br><br>"Of course!" he replied.<br><br>Aragorn poured the wine into the glasses and handed one of them to <br>Legolas.<br><br>"A toast?" said Aragorn, "Lets see... to the quest for starters!"<br><br>Legolas nodded with a grin - he knew where this was going. "To the <br>Quest!" They clinked glasses and took a drink.<br><br>"To the..." Legolas paused as he tried to think of something, "To the <br>wine!" he said finally, "For without which, we'd not be having such fun <br>and games!" he finished with a laugh.<br><br>"To the wine!" Aragorn said before taking another gulp.<br><br>This went on for about half an hour, until the bottle was empty, and <br>various things such as trees, individual blades of grass, stars, and <br>various articals of clothing had been toasted, and both man and elf <br><br>were plesently drunk.<br><br>"Hmm, what a pretty tree," Legolas wrapped his arms around the trunk of <br>the weeping willow, "I love trees!"<br><br>Legolas was in the 'I love everything' stage of drunkeness - "You, you <br>pretty, nice elf!" - and so was Aragorn.<br><br>"Not as pretty as you, cute human, hehehehe," Legolas started to giggle <br>and covered his mouth with his hand, while slumping to the floor in a <br>fit of hysterics.<br><br>Aragorn moved over so he was next to the elf, before wrapping his arms <br>around Legolas, "You're my bestestest friend you are!" he beamed while <br>squeezing Legolas tightly.<br><br>"I love you," said Legolas while hugging the human back just as <br>tightly, "my favorite human!"<br><br>"I love you too!" Aragorn replied with a hic-cough.<br><br>The declarations of platonic love eventually developed into groping, <br>and before long, they were doing naughty things in the limited privacy <br>of the weeping willow branches.<br><br>希望大家喜欢，欢迎随时发表意见<br><br><!--emo&;)--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='wink.gif'><!--endemo--> 这个。。。费铜大人，这里不能贴这种pairing的东东～:D 嗯……（认真思考中）……如果Aragorn能再美形一点的话～～～（就当我没说……）<br>不过这种东西还是少贴为妙～ 关于大家说的问题,这个嘛...<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='biggrin.gif'><!--endemo--> 其实并不象大家想的那个样子啦,所以请大家一定要坚持一下,等K把第二章贴出来再做定夺吧:) 谢谢了.<br>你们会发现它是如何的恶搞的,嘻.....<!--emo&:P--><img src='http://localhost/ipb/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' valign='absmiddle' alt='tongue.gif'><!--endemo--> 后面的!后面的!!<br>好想看哪!!!<br>大人你什么时候贴啊!!!! 或者并不是我们想的那样啦，这时一篇恶搞文吧？嘿嘿，期待期待 <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif'><!--endemo--> 呵呵呵，费铜，Yuki大人，看到这文，不禁让我怀念起以前的龙堡（热泪盈眶ing）<br>很想知道下面是什么，以前追看你们的译文时，漏了后面的文（想起G奶奶对<br>A大叔发火的样子，汗~~~爆笑~~）<br>我忠心等待~~~~~~页:
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