16 Gary Gygax Jokes We Better Not Catch You Making
在没有想到/做到更多的事情以前，我们就以这样的方式来怀念dnd老爹Gary Gygax吧 = =1. “Quick! Someone cast Raise Dead!”
2. “Don’t worry – he’s just playtesting the Astral Plane for the next edition.”
3. “He’s gone the way of Star Frontiers.”
4. “Analysts warn of a free-fall in Mountain Dew futures.”
5. “In the next town, you meet a stranger named Barry Bygax.”
6. “Now who will lead our young people to Satan?”
7. “With his last breath, he cursed the name of Marlon Wayans.”
8. “I wonder how they’ll divide up his XP.”
9. “Pallbearers, make a Bend Bars/Lift Gates roll.”
10. "At least he didn't live to see Disney's Greyhawk On Ice."
11. “Lorraine Williams is behind this somehow, I just know it.”
12. “The worlds of adventure gaming, fantasy fandom, and van painting will never be the same.”
13. “When I heard, I cried 2d10 tears.”
14. “Is there anything in the will about electrum?”
15. “Heart condition? Wow, I always thought it’d be owlbears that got him.”
16. “Suddenly, nobody in Heaven wants to hang out with Marilyn Monroe on Friday night.”
Tribute song to Gary
[quote]Originally Posted by Original PieceSung to "American Pie"
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How those dice used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my lance
That I could make that critical chance
And, maybe, I'd be happy for a while.
But all those dungeons made me shiver
With each quest item I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Gary died.
So bye-bye, Mr. D&D guy.
I took my elf down off my shelf
Yeah, but the paint wasn't dry
And them good old gamers were drinkin’ dew as they cried
Singin’, "this here is the day Gary died,"
"this here is the day Gary died."[/quote]
[quote]Did you write the campaign journal,
Did you have faith in GM Fiat
If the PHB told you so?
Oh, I knew that you loved your elf
Wen I saw you place him on that shelf..
We all dumped our dice bags and counters..
...and digged them random encounters...
oooh...
I was a lonely teenage geeky guy
with a Heavy Metal T-Shirt and a rusty truck..
and I knew that we were out of luck...
The day that Gary died...
...and I was singing...
Bye-bye, Mr. D&D guy.
I took my elf down off my shelf
Yeah, but the paint wasn't dry
And them good old gamerss were drinkin’ dew as they cried
Singin’, "this here is the day Gary died,"
"this here is the day Gary died."
--by Nelzie[/quote] Excellent!!!!!
楼上这个太赞了!!!!!
作为迷恋唐.麦克林的木吉他党,我脑海中就飘荡着填了这个词的原声演唱!!!!!
Bible被替换成了PHB...OTZ
谁来继续填完吧...
把原词里最喜欢的一段加工下...
the three letters i admired most
TSR who's long been a ghost
how could they succumb to Wizards o'Coast
the day Gary died...
[[i] 本帖最后由 prayer_savan 于 2008-3-6 12:25 编辑 [/i]] 后续报道~~~~“各地”纪念GG老爷的方式
[font=Arial]My Song of Tribute to Gary Gygax
By DARLENE
[i] Let me raise a glass and toast
to the memory of Gary Gygax,
and add my voice to the chorus
of well-wishers who knew him well
and those who only knew him through
his monumental and influential work,
I think I speak for many when I say:
“We give to you honor, Gary Gygax,
you have left your mark upon the world
as we continue to benefit from your good works.
You’ve bestowed upon us the magical gift of fantasy,
of living imagination and eternal merriment!
We mourn your passing, Gary Gygax,
and we shall surely miss you,
for we all know (and know all too well):
the world is now a lesser place without you.
May you take your place among the stars
as you become another manifestation
of the Archetypal Man of Magic, a Cosmic Sage,
who, with a gleeful laugh and a wicked smile,
rolls many-sided die to decide the fate
of the planets under your control!”
[/i]
Salude![/font]
[img]http://darlenetheartist.com/images/magicman.gif[/img]
附Fans歌曲一首：
[url=http://www.unclemonsterface.com/MP3s/ThankYouGaryGygax.mp3]TRIBUTE TO GARY GYGAX! by MONSTERFACE[/url]
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