給小恩一封情書~~(English)
To Artemis Entreri:<br> Hiya~Do you know you make me insane? Don't tell me you don't know!I hate you but not now. When my teachers give us some worksheets, I always wirte your name on it. When my classmate ask me who is my boyfriend I always say about you ! So my classmate laugh to me...I HATE YOU! ! ! ! ! ! ! !<br>I want you die so that I can forget you! Ypu handsome? NO! you are ugly STUPID man! I want you marry a porkchop as a wife.<br><br>I hate you !I want you die , killed by tunder!I suicide...<br> I <!--emo&(L)--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/heart.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='heart.gif' /><!--endemo--> you<br> written by<br> Artemis Entreri's girl fans~ 得不到。。就不让别人得到？<br>够狠。 headsome=handsome? <!--QuoteBegin-Xardas+2005-04-29，13:52 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Xardas @ 2005-04-29，13:52 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> headsome=handsome? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> 多謝指點..我立即去改... 呀呀...那請示諒小妹的英文太水皮了,小妹才中一... 抱歉，鸟语看不懂．构装体的智力果然有限啊～～ 那小恩看不懂中文,so我寫英文..... classmae<br><br>classmate 楼主的英文算不错的啦～～（对我而言）<br><br>之夜兄的英文一定很棒 <!--QuoteBegin-DrowKiller+2005-04-29，17:57 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (DrowKiller @ 2005-04-29，17:57 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> 楼主的英文算不错的啦～～（对我而言）<br><br>之夜兄的英文一定很棒 <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> 说句无关的,你是半兽人的小弟? 严格的说那位DROWKILLER很可能素半兽人的信徒啊~~<br>尤其半兽人和某DROW有仇~~<br>不过也说不定素一溪谷矮人~~（表看偶，偶跟他没关系） don't konw后加that,my teacher改成our teacher<br><br><br>Chglish呀，比较悍 <!--QuoteBegin-冰靈火舞IceAnima FireDance+2005-04-29，13:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (冰靈火舞IceAnima FireDance @ 2005-04-29，13:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you are ugly STUPID man! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> you ugly and STUPID man! <br><br>OR<br><br>you are an ugly and STUPID man! <br><br><br>而且连用两个形容词感觉语气就不够强了。<br><br>不如说：<br>you are an ugly man! And extremely STUPID! <!--QuoteBegin-冰靈火舞IceAnima FireDance+2005-04-29，13:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (冰靈火舞IceAnima FireDance @ 2005-04-29，13:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> When my teacher <span style='color:blue'>give</span> us some worksheets, I always wirte <span style='color:blue'>you</span> name on it. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> gives<br><br>&<br><br>your<br><br>又看到一个：<br><!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><br>Artemis Entreri's girl fan<span style='color:blue'>s</span>~<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> 在下唯一值得的只是小强的BS目标，什么信徒什么的怎么可能嘛，在下又不是自己封神的某人，那位大人原本就是那个名字，与在下的兴趣无关啦………………<br>在下的英文，绝对是够烂的，看看，在下以找茬的精神找了半天，最后还是漏了那么多…… <!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->I want you marry <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>我记得是want sb to do sth吧<!--emo&??--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/question.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='question.gif' /><!--endemo--> 其实还有很多其他的错误，就不一一指出了。<br><br>结论有两条：<br>1、楼主要好好学英文，不然CET危险……<br>2、恶搞还是中文好。<br><br>Wait！突然领悟到楼主本文的真谛！<br><!--QuoteBegin--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> </td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--><br>Do you know you make me insane?<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--> <!--QuoteBegin-Gilthanas+2005-04-29，23:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (Gilthanas @ 2005-04-29，23:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> <!--QuoteBegin-冰靈火舞IceAnima FireDance+2005-04-29，13:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td><b>QUOTE</b> (冰靈火舞IceAnima FireDance @ 2005-04-29，13:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin--> you are ugly STUPID man! <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>you ugly and STUPID man! <br><br>OR<br><br>you are an ugly and STUPID man! <br><br><br>而且连用两个形容词感觉语气就不够强了。<br><br>不如说：<br>you are an ugly man! And extremely STUPID! <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> 多謝多位仁兄請教~原來小妹的文有很多錯處 又成了英语教学篇…… 请楼主也给个通用语的版本，体谅下我们这些文盲 <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://www.cndkc.org/bbs_en/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->页:
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